You're a Philosophical Drunk!

"Imagine, right, imagine the part of you that was you when you're speaking to me, isn't you, but that the you that's yu when that's happening, the real you is the you that ... Shit, what was I saying? It's all about society, isn't it? Morality's just ... What?"

Declare your existential thinking with the following axiom:



What Kind of Drunk Are You?

You're the "I'm So Drunk" drunk.

"I'm drunk." - pause - "I'm so-o-o-o drunk."

"I'm pissed."

"Drunk."

ahhhhh!!!! Im an alcyyyyy

You are a Chunder Monkey!

"I can handle it, honest. No, I've had this much to drink before and been fine, dandy. Hang on ... No, I'm all right. Don't worry about it. I don't throw up when I'm drunk." Cue technicolor yawn, chunky pastel efluvia being expelled in rhythmic croaks and gushes.

Not really but oh well.

You're an Angry Drunk!

"Hah! Good one! I thought it was really funny. Really fucking funny. Damn funny."

- pause -

"You know what you are? You know? You, you fucking .. fucking ..." - another pause, sip, under breath - "Fucking fuck face. I'll fuckin ..."

"I'll fuck you in your fucking fuck!"


LMFAO

You're a Philosophical Drunk!

"Imagine, right, imagine the part of you that was you when you're speaking to me, isn't you, but that the you that's yu when that's happening, the real you is the you that ... Shit, what was I saying? It's all about society, isn't it? Morality's just ... What?"

You're an Angry Drunk!

"Hah! Good one! I thought it was really funny. Really fucking funny. Damn funny."

- pause -

"You know what you are? You know? You, you fucking .. fucking ..." - another pause, sip, under breath - "Fucking fuck face. I'll fuckin ..."

"I'll fuck you in your fucking fuck!"