all this talk about religion lately reminded me of iGod, your personal ePrayer service of question and answer sessions with iGod

post yours here!

and heres a little conversation with iGod over MySpacide
Me: Sup god
God:Hello child. What's your name?
Me: JC
God: What's up, JC.
Me: What do you think of that dipshit who used myspace as a suicide note?
God:Do you think I should know that?
Me: Well he killed himself.
God:How about that. I get it. killed himself.
Me: Does it not make him a total fucktard to use MySpace as a suicide note?
God:Suppose it does.
Me: Thanks God. You rock.
God: Your welcome. And yes, i rock.

junkie christ wrote:all this talk about religion lately reminded me of iGod, your personal ePrayer service of question and answer sessions with iGod

post yours here!

and heres a little conversation with iGod over MySpacide
Me: Sup god
God:Hello child. What's your name?
Me: JC
God: What's up, JC.
Me: What do you think of that dipshit who used myspace as a suicide note?
God:Do you think I should know that?
Me: Well he killed himself.
God:How about that. I get it. killed himself.
Me: Does it not make him a total fucktard to use MySpace as a suicide note?
God:Suppose it does.
Me: Thanks God. You rock.
God: Your welcome. And yes, i rock.

Wow. You really love that myspace kid thing.

B_Ko wrote:

junkie christ wrote:all this talk about religion lately reminded me of iGod, your personal ePrayer service of question and answer sessions with iGod

post yours here!

and heres a little conversation with iGod over MySpacide
Me: Sup god
God:Hello child. What's your name?
Me: JC
God: What's up, JC.
Me: What do you think of that dipshit who used myspace as a suicide note?
God:Do you think I should know that?
Me: Well he killed himself.
God:How about that. I get it. killed himself.
Me: Does it not make him a total fucktard to use MySpace as a suicide note?
God:Suppose it does.
Me: Thanks God. You rock.
God: Your welcome. And yes, i rock.

Wow. You really love that myspace kid thing.

No.. He really loves making fun of the inherent stupidity that mankind seems to display. Emo being one of the more forthcoming asinine idiocies to come around since the Bush (the first one)presidency.

The Fallen wrote:

B_Ko wrote:

junkie christ wrote:all this talk about religion lately reminded me of iGod, your personal ePrayer service of question and answer sessions with iGod

post yours here!

and heres a little conversation with iGod over MySpacide
Me: Sup god
God:Hello child. What's your name?
Me: JC
God: What's up, JC.
Me: What do you think of that dipshit who used myspace as a suicide note?
God:Do you think I should know that?
Me: Well he killed himself.
God:How about that. I get it. killed himself.
Me: Does it not make him a total fucktard to use MySpace as a suicide note?
God:Suppose it does.
Me: Thanks God. You rock.
God: Your welcome. And yes, i rock.

Wow. You really love that myspace kid thing.

No.. He really loves making fun of the inherent stupidity that mankind seems to display. Emo being one of the more forthcoming asinine idiocies to come around since the Bush (the first one)presidency.

what he said.
i cant believe people call shit a tragedy at all anymore
usually its just a tragedy someone believed them when they said its a tragedy.
double standarization in a way.
you might be second hand to that thought process, but bare in mind most of the population is not in the least, hence why most stay quiet when people like me talk.

and its just really fucking funny to me a guy with a friend list of 505 people is "alone". drunk dial someone, christ obviously over 500 people like you. i dont know 5 people i talk to now.
the fact hes emo? funnier. the fact he used myspace? priceless.

oh yea, and igod is entertaining as shit.
i talk to it when im drunk.

junkie christ wrote:the fact hes emo? funnier. the fact he used myspace? priceless.

i'm just waiting for the copycat syndrome to kick in. fasten your seatbelts, kids, the "emo movement" (synonymous with "bowel movement") is about to suffer some serious attrition.

junkie christ wrote:oh yea, and igod is entertaining as shit.
i talk to it when im drunk.

Me: who programmed God?
God: The Chinese, long before Europeans.

i love that shit.

I guess he was drunk when I spoke with him...He kept asking me for Satan's number and bitiching about numbers.