Prompted by the myspace suicide thread, I thought I'd start a thread just for bitching and complaining about our horrible lives.
Post what made your day bad or something that really sucks and if you can, come up with a creative way to end it all.
My day is going ok so far so I don't have much...but I am about to slit my wrists with the sharp flakes of rock I'm curating at the lab...
Reasons to kill yourself...
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Reasons to kill yourself...
Last edited by Hardcoregirl on Sun Dec 11, 2005 7:55 am, edited 1 time in total.
Re: Reasons to kill yourself...
Hardcoregirl wrote: I am about to slit my wrists with the sharp flakes of rock I'm curating at the archaeology lab...
slitting of the wrists only works 30% of the time...not a very reliable method and will leave a permenant symbol of another failed endeavor...perhaps a leap from the []Golden Gate Bridge] would be more efficient
Only 26 people of over 1000 are known to have survived the 220 ft drop into water 350ft deep and there is a free counselling phone as you get halfway across.
I give her sadness and the gift of pain,
a new moon madness and a love of rain.
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a new moon madness and a love of rain.
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Hardcoregirl wrote:Russo wrote:I burned my tongue on hot spaghetti. Oh god whyyyy? Whyyyy meeee? This pain is unbearable! *bang*
I am wondering why my employee isn't at work...
economic cisaster may follow and I find myself having dark selfish thoughts....
I'm in too much pain from the spaghetti.
Actually, I've lost my voice because I spent most of the morning puking. I can still come in if you want vomit-stained merchandise peddled by a mute salesgirl
If she were a street gang, I'd go to war with her with bottles and chains.
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Russo wrote:Hardcoregirl wrote:Russo wrote:I burned my tongue on hot spaghetti. Oh god whyyyy? Whyyyy meeee? This pain is unbearable! *bang*
I am wondering why my employee isn't at work...
economic cisaster may follow and I find myself having dark selfish thoughts....
I'm in too much pain from the spaghetti.
Actually, I've lost my voice because I spent most of the morning puking. I can still come in if you want vomit-stained merchandise peddled by a mute salesgirl
As long as you are half nekkid I bet sales would be up..lol.
Nah its cool...
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How about this one....my fiance left me for a convict 25 to life, i had already payed her way through school, and my best friend OD'd in my arms........here is the catch I gave him the tool to OD.....Now all I dream about is him......ahhhhhh the dreams * picks up .357 MAGNUM fills his mouth with water and places the gun directly behind the mandible, BANNNNG!!!*
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I am out of beanie weenies.
If try hard enough I will ether get this spork embedded in my heart, or some one will bring me some more beanie weenies……………. Damn Taco Bell Sporks!!!!
If try hard enough I will ether get this spork embedded in my heart, or some one will bring me some more beanie weenies……………. Damn Taco Bell Sporks!!!!
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Dashboard Confessional is playing and im outta Vagacil.
Ill do it.
:click:
im sooo sorry. <3
Ill do it.
:click:
im sooo sorry. <3
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Drinking makes you the same asshole your father was.
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Prayer, Praise, Profit.
Drinking makes you the same asshole your father was.
http://www.knoxnihilism.com/forum - site admin.
Prayer, Praise, Profit.
junkie christ wrote:Dashboard Confessional is playing and im outta Vagacil.
Ill do it.
:click:
im sooo sorry. <3
why is this happening to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?!
haha.
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junkie christ wrote:Dashboard Confessional is playing and im outta Vagacil.
Ill do it.
:click:
im sooo sorry. <3
How could this happen to me?
I've made my mistakes
Got nowhere to run
Life goes on as i'm fading away
I'm sick of this life
i just want to screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam
how could this happen...to...meeeeee...
Dude, i've got a full on robot chubby.
B_Ko wrote:junkie christ wrote:Dashboard Confessional is playing and im outta Vagacil.
Ill do it.
:click:
im sooo sorry. <3
How could this happen to me?
I've made my mistakes
Got nowhere to run
Life goes on as i'm fading away
I'm sick of this life
i just want to screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam
how could this happen...to...meeeeee...
for some odd reason, i don't feel too bad for my misquote.
no, not at all.
lol.
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iblis wrote:B_Ko wrote:junkie christ wrote:Dashboard Confessional is playing and im outta Vagacil.
Ill do it.
:click:
im sooo sorry. <3
How could this happen to me?
I've made my mistakes
Got nowhere to run
Life goes on as i'm fading away
I'm sick of this life
i just want to screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam
how could this happen...to...meeeeee...
for some odd reason, i don't feel too bad for my misquote.
no, not at all.
lol.
There are just so many ytmnds with this that i know all of the words. And god DAMN do i wish it wasn't so.
Dude, i've got a full on robot chubby.
B_Ko wrote:iblis wrote:B_Ko wrote:junkie christ wrote:Dashboard Confessional is playing and im outta Vagacil.
Ill do it.
:click:
im sooo sorry. <3
How could this happen to me?
I've made my mistakes
Got nowhere to run
Life goes on as i'm fading away
I'm sick of this life
i just want to screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam
how could this happen...to...meeeeee...
for some odd reason, i don't feel too bad for my misquote.
no, not at all.
lol.
There are just so many ytmnds with this that i know all of the words. And god DAMN do i wish it wasn't so.
haha. learn to close the tabs before opening another one, otherwise whatever the hell you're watching/listening to will be burned into your brain and you'll not be able to escape it even after clawing your eyes out and filling your ears with peanut butter.
lol.
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Customers tell me their problems all day long and I can't take it anymore!!!!I'll drink the shampoo, I swear!!!
*chugs shampoo*
Wait a minute...this stuff is botanical based.....it's nontoxic...I'm such a FAILURE!!!!!!!!!
*chugs shampoo*
Wait a minute...this stuff is botanical based.....it's nontoxic...I'm such a FAILURE!!!!!!!!!
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