The swiss scientist who invented L.S.D., turned 100 years old today. When interviewed he was quoted as saying"far out man"

*gun cocking*

Outfuckingstanding. Now, I want the government to tell me how drugs shorten my life span at least 30 years...even though I don't do drugs...but still...

Coor wrote:Outfuckingstanding. Now, I want the government to tell me how drugs shorten my life span at least 30 years...even though I don't do drugs...but still...

well, he could have been destined to live 150 years, prior to taking his own invention.

in my own experience, 99% of the people i know who do and/or did the drug in excess wind up complete and total fucking morons. the other %1 being incredibly intelligent, but equally insane.

on the other hand, 94% of the people i've known who did and/or do the drug with moderation have become complete and total yuppies. it's pretty easy to pick these people out of the crowd - they all drive volkswagons, and they all worship martha stewart.

another %5 percent either still live with their parents, regardless of their current age, or have at the very least stabbed somebody repeatedly.

1% of the latter group have managed to keep their brains and emotions intact long enough to establish themselves as not being a psychopathic miscreant.

but, again, that's just in my own, personal experience.

on the other hand, 94% of the people i've known who did and/or do the drug with moderation have become complete and total yuppies. it's pretty easy to pick these people out of the crowd - they all drive volkswagons, and they all worship martha stewart.

Don't you speak poorly of Martha! She is the godmother of my children and she is the queen of chic...goddamnit!

coors I believe your right on with those figures the question where do you place yourself in those stastics

Coor wrote:Don't you speak poorly of Martha! She is the godmother of my children and she is the queen of chic...goddamnit!

martha stewart is one of the harbingers of the apocalypse.