self-proclaimed vampire running for gov. in minnesota?

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self-proclaimed vampire running for gov. in minnesota?

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not sure if this has been posted but....

"A SELF-PROCLAIMED VAMPIRE IS RUNNING FOR GOVERNOR IN MINNESOTA.

JONATHON 'THE IMPALER' SHARKEY DECLARED HIS CANDIDACY FRIDAY.
HE CLAIMS TO BE A SATANIC DARK PRIEST... AND HE'S RUNNING UNDER THE BANNER OF THE VAMPIRES, WITCHES AND PAGANS PARTY.
AND YES, HE SAYS HE DOES DRINK BLOOD, BUT ONLY THAT OF HIS PAGAN WIFE... WHO HAPPENS TO BE A WITCH. "


now here's my favorite part....

"SHARKEY HAS A 13-POINT PLATFORM THAT INCLUDES THE IMPALING OF VIOLENT CRIMINALS ON THE CAPITOL LAWN. "

-story taken from the a.p.

here's the story on reuters....


http://minneapolis.about.com/gi/dynamic ... ived=False

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i like him already
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What a fucking tool.
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Vampire gets his Girlfriend fired

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http://www.jonathonforgovernor.us/Home_page.html

Wow. That guy reallllly scares me.
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the elected jessie ventura to office in that state
hes got a shot too.
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brilliant. if nothing else could make a laughing stock of MN, besides electing a pro wrestler as their governor, this might just do the trick.

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abreeskye wrote:http://www.jonathonforgovernor.us/Home_page.html

Wow. That guy reallllly scares me.

You know, after reading that, i realize that Spam really hit that one on the head; this guy is such a fucking tool.
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Wow, a politician who admitz being a vamp ... how novel
If u r such a vamp, then bite me, bitch! :twisted:
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The Stormstress wrote:Wow, a politician who admitz being a vamp ... how novel

he also admits - on his website - that he has taken and condones the use of steroids.

so while he might be an honest bloodsucker, he's also a stupid one.
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mehem wrote:not sure if this has been posted but....

"A SELF-PROCLAIMED VAMPIRE IS RUNNING FOR GOVERNOR IN MINNESOTA.

JONATHON 'THE IMPALER' SHARKEY DECLARED HIS CANDIDACY FRIDAY.
HE CLAIMS TO BE A SATANIC DARK PRIEST... AND HE'S RUNNING UNDER THE BANNER OF THE VAMPIRES, WITCHES AND PAGANS PARTY.
AND YES, HE SAYS HE DOES DRINK BLOOD, BUT ONLY THAT OF HIS PAGAN WIFE... WHO HAPPENS TO BE A WITCH. "


now here's my favorite part....

"SHARKEY HAS A 13-POINT PLATFORM THAT INCLUDES THE IMPALING OF VIOLENT CRIMINALS ON THE CAPITOL LAWN. "

-story taken from the a.p.

here's the story on reuters....


http://minneapolis.about.com/gi/dynamic ... ived=False

"god the father" :twisted:


...but is he a HACKER HUNTER?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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Well he must have figured if Bush got elected the 2nd time...He must have a chance.

But yea...still a tard.
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Apparently you can be both a dark entity and a tool in the government....hence our president. I am not commenting on the fact this takes place in Minnesota, it speaks for itself.
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