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self-proclaimed vampire running for gov. in minnesota?
Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 10:28 pm
by mehem
not sure if this has been posted but....
"A SELF-PROCLAIMED VAMPIRE IS RUNNING FOR GOVERNOR IN MINNESOTA.
JONATHON 'THE IMPALER' SHARKEY DECLARED HIS CANDIDACY FRIDAY.
HE CLAIMS TO BE A SATANIC DARK PRIEST... AND HE'S RUNNING UNDER THE BANNER OF THE VAMPIRES, WITCHES AND PAGANS PARTY.
AND YES, HE SAYS HE DOES DRINK BLOOD, BUT ONLY THAT OF HIS PAGAN WIFE... WHO HAPPENS TO BE A WITCH. "
now here's my favorite part....
"SHARKEY HAS A 13-POINT PLATFORM THAT INCLUDES THE IMPALING OF VIOLENT CRIMINALS ON THE CAPITOL LAWN. "
-story taken from the a.p.
here's the story on reuters....
http://minneapolis.about.com/gi/dynamic ... ived=False
"god the father"
Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 12:25 pm
by gothic_spleen
i like him already
Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 8:32 pm
by Spam
What a fucking tool.
Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 11:02 pm
by revrin
Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2006 10:47 pm
by B_Ko
Ha ha.
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 1:01 am
by abreeskye
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 1:05 am
by junkie christ
the elected jessie ventura to office in that state
hes got a shot too.
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 7:19 pm
by iblis
brilliant. if nothing else could make a laughing stock of MN, besides electing a pro wrestler as their governor, this might just do the trick.
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 10:49 pm
by B_Ko
abreeskye wrote:http://www.jonathonforgovernor.us/Home_page.html
Wow. That guy reallllly scares me.
You know, after reading that, i realize that Spam really hit that one on the head; this guy is such a fucking tool.
Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 2:04 pm
by The Stormstress
Wow, a politician who admitz being a vamp ... how novel
Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 7:31 pm
by iblis
The Stormstress wrote:Wow, a politician who admitz being a vamp ... how novel
he also admits - on his website - that he has taken and condones the use of steroids.
so while he might be an honest bloodsucker, he's also a stupid one.
Re: self-proclaimed vampire running for gov. in minnesota?
Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 8:52 pm
by B_Ko
mehem wrote:not sure if this has been posted but....
"A SELF-PROCLAIMED VAMPIRE IS RUNNING FOR GOVERNOR IN MINNESOTA.
JONATHON 'THE IMPALER' SHARKEY DECLARED HIS CANDIDACY FRIDAY.
HE CLAIMS TO BE A SATANIC DARK PRIEST... AND HE'S RUNNING UNDER THE BANNER OF THE VAMPIRES, WITCHES AND PAGANS PARTY.
AND YES, HE SAYS HE DOES DRINK BLOOD, BUT ONLY THAT OF HIS PAGAN WIFE... WHO HAPPENS TO BE A WITCH. "
now here's my favorite part....
"SHARKEY HAS A 13-POINT PLATFORM THAT INCLUDES THE IMPALING OF VIOLENT CRIMINALS ON THE CAPITOL LAWN. "
-story taken from the a.p.
here's the story on reuters....
http://minneapolis.about.com/gi/dynamic ... ived=False"god the father"
...but is he a
HACKER HUNTER?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 1:43 am
by Coor
Well he must have figured if Bush got elected the 2nd time...He must have a chance.
But yea...still a tard.
Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2006 7:24 pm
by Serenity
Apparently you can be both a dark entity and a tool in the government....hence our president. I am not commenting on the fact this takes place in Minnesota, it speaks for itself.