This is a dangerous forum. As such, you should follow a few guidelines when hanging out in here.

1. Never go unarmed. I would suggest some nunchucks:



2. Don't click on my links. They guarantee me a ticket to , but by clicking on them, they give you frequent flier points, too.

3. Do not be surprised when philosophical conversations spring up amongst the usual feces slinging. We're still not certain how it happens, but we believe it runs along the same lines as gourmet mushrooms and cow shit.

4. Do not post to the "How Many???" thread. It sucks. Let it die, already.

5. Buy me stuff. Well, this is optional, but highly recommended.

6. We might be sick, but we're contagious. Enter conversations at your own risk.

7. Beware of that sock dog. He's a dodgy bastard.

8. I know there's a rumor going around about the LOD being aliens. They are not. This is a vicious mockery of the truth, and if you don't want someone shoving their thorax down your throat and laying eggs in your chest, you'll keep your mouth shut about it.



That is all.

iblis wrote:4. Do post to the "How Many???" thread. It rules. Keep it alive, already.

I didn't know you cared!!!!!

Sir Diddimus wrote:

iblis wrote:4. Do post to the "How Many???" thread. It rules. Keep it alive, already.

I didn't know you cared!!!!!

Hate.... HATE TO YOU!

MahoganyDawn wrote:

Sir Diddimus wrote:

iblis wrote:4. Do post to the "How Many???" thread. It rules. Keep it alive, already.

I didn't know you cared!!!!!

Hate.... HATE TO YOU!

That's right........

It feeds the EVIL you know

Sir Diddimus wrote:

MahoganyDawn wrote:

Sir Diddimus wrote:

iblis wrote:4. Do post to the "How Many???" thread. It rules. Keep it alive, already.

I didn't know you cared!!!!!

Hate.... HATE TO YOU!

That's right........

It feeds the EVIL you know

So does goat sex! =P

ibbie is lying. click the ibbie links. you get free food and salvation and mail order brides and all kinds of wonderful things. really. beLIEve me. we would never lead you astray......
u/n/g/o/t/h

junkie christ wrote:ibbie is lying. click the ibbie links. you get free food and salvation and mail order brides and all kinds of wonderful things. really. beLIEve me. we would never lead you astray......
u/n/g/o/t/h

I clicked the ibbie links and got all of that plus an ibbie action figure w/ kung fu grip and distrubing internet site detector Support Your Dumpster!!!

Nemesis wrote:

junkie christ wrote:ibbie is lying. click the ibbie links. you get free food and salvation and mail order brides and all kinds of wonderful things. really. beLIEve me. we would never lead you astray......
u/n/g/o/t/h

I clicked the ibbie links and got all of that plus an ibbie action figure w/ kung fu grip and distrubing internet site detector Support Your Dumpster!!!

Yep...you'll get all that and more...it's wonderful.

I got a lifetime supply of jaegermeister and cloves! What more do you need?

Money, power, fame, mail order brides, free food, action figures, jaeger...it sells itself man.

And free darkness...

Where the hell is my lifetime supply of jägermeister?

iblis wrote:Where the hell is my lifetime supply of jägermeister?

i drank it. sorry.
nem... all u got was the figure? its supposed to be delivered by large breasted nursing wins that are yours to keep......

iblis wrote:Where the hell is my lifetime supply of jägermeister?

Oh shit...maybe they sent it to the wrong address man? *chugs* w00t!!!

iblis wrote:Where the hell is my lifetime supply of jägermeister?

It's in the Freezer hunny. ;o)

Goo.

Jack wrote:Goo.

*gives the baby a rattle*

MahoganyDawn wrote:

iblis wrote:Where the hell is my lifetime supply of jägermeister?

It's in the Freezer hunny. ;o)

Ooh. Hehe, there goes today's productivity.