Freebie: Notary Public

[Francesca]

I didn't think to mention this sooner but I'm a Notary Public at Large for Tennessee. So if anyone around Knoxville needs something notarized just PM me. And no I don't charge but I will need to see your ID.

Francesca

[Hardcoregirl]

So I could type up a document, saying I'm the hardcorest of all...and you could notarize it, because as far as you know, its true?

[Francesca]

So I could type up a document, saying I'm the hardcorest of all...and you could notarize it, because as far as you know, its true?

Mirror, Mirror, on the wall, who's the most hardcore of them all?

He He He...

Actually, what I'm notarizing is your signature on the document in question, that you are who you say you are..... not that what you say is true or not... (I was kinda worried about that when I first became a notary -....*what the hell exactly am I notarizing...?* )

Otherwise, who's to stop your enemies creating documents with your forged signature claiming that you're a little teapot?

[Nephilim]

.....Otherwise, who's to stop your enemies creating documents with your forged signature claiming that you're a little teapot?

Damnit, you've discovered my evil plot! Now I'll have to retreat to my lair to dream up a new earth-shattering scheme!

Foils! Cursed again!