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If you had a penis...or if you have one...what would you name it?


Samuel...and pronounce it with a Madonna-esque overly british accent...

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If I had a penis, I would name it Dick. Simple enough, yet the ladies wouldn't fuckin forget what hit 'em...
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I'd name it Mr. Ed... because I'd be hung like a horse! Ba-dum-ching!
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actually horses would name it john bcause horses are hung like ME
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my cock has had a name since i knew what it was used for....I named it.....MAD MAX
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gothic_spleen wrote:my cock has had a name since i knew what it was used for....I named it.....MAD MAX


Find a chick who named her pussy "Thunderdome" and you're in luck.... *bad joke*
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humanponygirl213 wrote:
gothic_spleen wrote:my cock has had a name since i knew what it was used for....I named it.....MAD MAX


Find a chick who named her pussy "Thunderdome" and you're in luck.... *bad joke*
......DAMN....*mouth open in disbelief
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gothic_spleen wrote:
humanponygirl213 wrote:
gothic_spleen wrote:my cock has had a name since i knew what it was used for....I named it.....MAD MAX


Find a chick who named her pussy "Thunderdome" and you're in luck.... *bad joke*
......DAMN....*mouth open in disbelief


There is a Mad Max movie title involving the word "Thunderdome", isn't there? Like I said, bad joke, haha... :freak:
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humanponygirl213 wrote:
gothic_spleen wrote:
humanponygirl213 wrote:
gothic_spleen wrote:my cock has had a name since i knew what it was used for....I named it.....MAD MAX


Find a chick who named her pussy "Thunderdome" and you're in luck.... *bad joke*
......DAMN....*mouth open in disbelief


There is a Mad Max movie title involving the word "Thunderdome", isn't there? Like I said, bad joke, haha... :freak:


hes "mad" because my dead dog gets more than i do
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hes "mad" because my dead dog gets more than i do


My condolences, man, my condolences...

<---- hasn't gotten any in approximately 6 fucking months... ya hear that, folks? 6 fucking months!!! (lmao)

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Jimmy Dynomite Walker.
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humanponygirl213 wrote:
hes "mad" because my dead dog gets more than i do


My condolences, man, my condolences...

<---- hasn't gotten any in approximately 6 fucking months... ya hear that, folks? 6 fucking months!!! (lmao)



Sorry to hear that...I got a triple over my birthday weekend... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

So I guess I'd call it Mr. Valentino....
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humanponygirl213 wrote:
hes "mad" because my dead dog gets more than i do


My condolences, man, my condolences...

<---- hasn't gotten any in approximately 6 fucking months... ya hear that, folks? 6 fucking months!!! (lmao)

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Sorry to hear that.
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afetr this weekend maybey that will change....u all will see why at temple if u go.....
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Francesca wrote:
So I guess I'd call it Mr. Valentino....


That's awesome...
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well we have decided to wait until we tie the knott......fuck......Im gonna be the "V" for fucking ever......
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gothic_spleen wrote:well we have decided to wait until we tie the knott......fuck......Im gonna be the "V" for fucking ever......


That is the saddest thing I've ever heard. If you have major issues in the sex department, that is a great cause of divorce. I'd never marry anyone I hadn't slept with. You guys are asking for trouble.
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Lefty- Katie Couric
Righty- Matt Lauer
Shaft- Al Roker
Dude, i've got a full on robot chubby.
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B_Ko wrote:Lefty- Katie Couric
Righty- Matt Lauer
Shaft- Al Roker


Thats fucking awsome
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i waited till i got married..been married 10 years this year and there are eh..NO..problems in the sex department. :twisted:

But on topic.

I think i would name mine Det. Spelunker.
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