I prefer to worship Satan and drink Coca-Cola myself.

FSM and Pepsi for me

Zeo wrote:I prefer to worship Satan and drink Coca-Cola myself.

not to sound stupid but what are , or what is this post about?

me personally i like coke, it burns, and doesnt go flat as easily

gothic_spleen wrote:

Zeo wrote:I prefer to worship Satan and drink Coca-Cola myself.

not to sound stupid but what are , or what is this post about?

me personally i like coke, it burns, and doesnt go flat as easily

It is to parody some of the idiotic posts on KG as of late, and to shamelessly promote Coca-Cola, orgies, black masses, human sacrifices, eating babies and everything else that comes along with Satan worship. That is all. So sorry to confuse anyone.

And all along I thought I was the only devil worshippin', coke drinking baby eater in Oak Ridge.

I don't feel so alone anymore.

OMG, we are goth AND Satan worshippers AND coke drinkers.

I think we better organize, because, we could dress up all goth, drink coke, and have some black mass action!

Gothic Coke-drinking Satanism anyone?

Then again I am being randomly facetious and sarcastic out of sheer boredom and contempt.
So I'll start over. I would consider myself agnostic, and although a fan of LaVeyan Satanism and it's underlying philosophy, wouldn't necessarily label myself a Satanist. And my favorite soda is Coca-Cola.

With that, what is your brand of belief system and favorite soda pop? And it doesn't have to be just Pepsi or Coke. You can be an atheist who prefers Mr. Pibb or a presbyterian who enjoys a Bubblegum Jones Soda now and again.

Hardcoregirl wrote:And all along I thought I was the only devil worshippin', coke drinking baby eater in Oak Ridge.

I don't feel so alone anymore.

OMG, we are goth AND Satan worshippers AND coke drinkers.

I think we better organize, because, we could dress up all goth, drink coke, and have some black mass action!

Gothic Coke-drinking Satanism anyone?

You'll have to get with me and Erin on that. I did plan on having a Satanic Mass in the basement of my apartment on 06/06/06, but as luck would have it I'll be in sin city, Las Vegas that week.
May have to wait till fall to break out the black robes and the 2 liters. lol.

hey now...some of us devil-lovin' do-badders like Dr. Pepper, Corona and Coffee.





oh and goat killing, baby eating and all the other fun items that Zeo already mentioned....lol

ok so im a neo-pagan(dark) bong water inhaler....oops u said pop, so i guess it would be coke,....how about crown and coke

Ok im a neo-pagan(dark) alchy

Um, yeah clearly you don't get the purpose of this post...its for

satanic coca-cola drinkers

Anyone else with any other opinions or tastes needs to stay on topic or get out of our exclusive group.

Start your own thread or church! JEez!

Hardcoregirl wrote:Um, yeah clearly you don't get the purpose of this post...its for

satanic coca-cola drinkers

Anyone else with any other opinions or tastes needs to stay on topic or get out of our exclusive group.

Start your own thread or church! JEez!

damn chill out, i was just poking a lil fun, meant no ill will, and i dont want any problems, so cool down and collect your thoughts

no soda
no religion

gothic_spleen wrote:

Hardcoregirl wrote:Um, yeah clearly you don't get the purpose of this post...its for

satanic coca-cola drinkers

Anyone else with any other opinions or tastes needs to stay on topic or get out of our exclusive group.

Start your own thread or church! JEez!

damn chill out, i was just poking a lil fun, meant no ill will, and i dont want any problems, so cool down and collect your thoughts

Motherfucking jihad on you!!!


hehehe...you know I was just joking man...just poking fun at that thread that wouldn't end in the dumpster...[/i]

Yeah, so I lied anyway. I really chug Bubba Cola. And worship at the Temple of Red Sovine.

Zeo wrote:Yeah, so I lied anyway. I really chug Bubba Cola. And worship at the Temple of Red Sovine.

you goddamn heretic.

Ok. I am repenting for my satanic coca cola drinking ways.

I am putting down my baby sticking pitchfork in favor of scissors, needle and thread.

I am starting a chapter of the Church of Craft (seriously) and only drinking Holy Cross Root Beer Soda from now on.

Hardcoregirl wrote:Ok. I am repenting for my satanic coca cola drinking ways.

I am putting down my baby sticking pitchfork in favor of scissors, needle and thread.

I am starting a chapter of the Church of Craft (seriously) and only drinking Holy Cross Root Beer Soda from now on.

Holy shit! I'll worship at the church of craft!

scarecrow wrote:hey now...some of us devil-lovin' do-badders like Dr. Pepper, Corona and Coffee.





oh and goat killing, baby eating and all the other fun items that Zeo already mentioned....lol

You drink Dr. Pepper and Coffee like it's crack...I wish I could drink that many fluids...

I'm a Mt. Dew drinker...but if it's between Pepsi and Coke...Hey, always go with Coke...

Hardcoregirl wrote:Ok. I am repenting for my satanic coca cola drinking ways.

I am putting down my baby sticking pitchfork in favor of scissors, needle and thread.

I am starting a chapter of the Church of Craft (seriously) and only drinking Holy Cross Root Beer Soda from now on.

I knew there was a reason I liked Linux better as a desktop. No god in my OS of choice.

for this church may I suggest a communal wine

Crown & Coke

Just a thought