Ewwww! Ill take mine black.

Dark Elf · Post by **Dark Elf** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 5:35 pm

http://www.lifeart.com.au/

gothic_spleen · Post by **gothic_spleen** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 6:08 pm

damn thats cool, never thought of that....not a goth thing but cancer caused me to believe i was at an end...so i went ahead and got my own....its black gloss, with brass handles....its got a silver inlay of a cross...a celtic cross

Post by **Bone** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 6:16 pm

Heh, my highschool woodshop teacher built his own coffin and kept it in his garage (his wife wouldn't let it in the house)

Hey elf, what happened to the one that use to be in your apartment, I vaugely remember passing out in it once...

cutelittlepsycho20 · Post by **cutelittlepsycho20** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 10:20 pm

EEEEEEKKKKK!!!! :shock:

gothic_spleen · Post by **gothic_spleen** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 10:58 pm

http://www.lifeart.com.au/selection_of_savings.asp

If this shit ever ends up on my coffin, someones ass is gonna be haunted...

gothic_spleen · Post by **gothic_spleen** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 11:01 pm

If it is cardboard why isnâ€™t it cheaper?
To ensure that we passed industry standards a specialised construction of cardboard is used to make LifeArt coffins. Whilst this makes Enviroboard coffins cheaper in terms of the cost to the environment, the manufacturing costs mean that LifeArt coffins are priced somewhere in the range of the traditional value coffins.

they are so full of shit.....

Dark Elf · Post by **Dark Elf** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 11:14 pm

Bone wrote:Heh, my highschool woodshop teacher built his own coffin and kept it in his garage (his wife wouldn't let it in the house)

Hey elf, what happened to the one that use to be in your apartment, I vaugely remember passing out in it once...

That was Shawn Kierins coffin. I kust kept it @ my house for a few years because he lived @ home @ the time. His grandmother lived with them and went into the basement one day and saw it. Needless to say, she thought it was for her! So, we moved it to my house. He eventually took it back......yeah, alot of folks slept in that coffin. Including the recient "Troll".....that was his bed for about a year back in 92....... and BTW, I really had nothing to do with all that. I wont go into it, but I am really embarassed and discusted with the whole thing.....and I dont want to talk about it!

Dark Elf · Post by **Dark Elf** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 11:15 pm

gothic_spleen wrote:http://www.lifeart.com.au/selection_of_savings.asp

If this shit ever ends up on my coffin, someones ass is gonna be haunted...

No Shit.

Asher · Post by **Asher** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 7:00 am

lol..the plain DIY one..i can imagine people here taking it to wal-mart to get it airbrushed.

Dark Elf · Post by **Dark Elf** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 3:05 pm

...LOL....yeah...or to Gatlinburg! "Lucy loved Jimbo"....with the trailer in the background & pink flamingos!

footprintzinthesand · Post by **footprintzinthesand** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 3:56 pm

gothic_spleen wrote:If it is cardboard why isnâ€™t it cheaper?
To ensure that we passed industry standards a specialised construction of cardboard is used to make LifeArt coffins. Whilst this makes Enviroboard coffins cheaper in terms of the cost to the environment, the manufacturing costs mean that LifeArt coffins are priced somewhere in the range of the traditional value coffins.

they are so full of shit.....

In that case, i'll just make my own fucking coffin out've pizza boxes...

Coor · Post by **Coor** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 4:11 pm

It doesn't mean that they are full of shit...it means that hippies will pay, and they have to pay their employees.

Dark Elf · Post by **Dark Elf** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 11:46 pm

Found something better!
Heres what they need to do with my body when I die....
http://www.koerperwelten.com/en/pages/home.asp
I have always loved tthis guys work BTW.

Hardcoregirl · Post by **Hardcoregirl** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 5:57 am

Going along with my "cyber fantasy" of being an anthropologist who works for UT, let me encourage you all to donate your bodies to UT.

Your body can decompose in the woods by the river...naturally and then become part of the countries largest skeletal collection.

I have seen the bodies that accidently got embalmed before going to the facility and let me tell you, you don't want to be embalmed. Its so disgusting and pointless.

http://web.utk.edu/~anthrop/index.htm

Mother Mo · Post by **Mother Mo** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 10:49 am

Those are cool, thanks for sharing. Although the older I get the more I think I wanna just be cremated when I go. Plantin' dead folks takes up alot of land. The body farm thing is very tempting, but family needs something or somewhere to pay respects & shite. I know it was good for me to have a place to go and "visit" my dead relatives after they passed. I'm still leaning toward the fire, though.

Seraphim · Post by **Seraphim** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 5:44 pm

Whoever dies first my husband or I will be cremated. That person will go into the urn first. Then him or I will be cremated and put in the urn ,when the other one passes away. The urn will be welded shut and placed on a monument like headstone so loved ones can visit and pay their respect. Or we could have our ashes strewn across the ocean.

Dark Elf · Post by **Dark Elf** » Sat Apr 29, 2006 11:23 pm

I think that I will have my ashes ground up and put into the food at my wake, and then snorted off the table.

B_Ko · Post by **B_Ko** » Sun Apr 30, 2006 9:41 pm

I think i will have my ashes made into gingerbread mix.

Run run as fast as you can,
he's gonna kill you, it's theGingerdead man.
Starring gary Busey.

gothic_spleen · Post by **gothic_spleen** » Sun Apr 30, 2006 10:52 pm

Dark Elf wrote:I think that I will have my ashes ground up and put into the food at my wake, and then snorted off the table.

let me cut you with baking soda, get more bang for ya buck....plz, i promise to make a lot of money from you.

Post by **Arkady** » Mon May 01, 2006 12:49 pm

http://www.damnfunnypictures.com/html/S ... ffins.html

Ewwww! Ill take mine black.

Ewwww! Ill take mine black.

My idea