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Fucked up state laws....
Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 5:41 pm
by Dark Elf
http://www.legal-forms-kit.com/legal-jo ... l#Illinois
Tennessee
You can't shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile.
It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish.
"Crimes against nature" are prohibited.
Driving is not to be done while asleep.
The age of consent is 16, but 12 if the girl is a virgin.
It is legal to gather and consume road kill
It is illegal for a woman to call a man for a date.
It's illegal for frogs to croak after 11 PM.
Re: Fucked up state laws....
Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 5:57 pm
by Bone
Dark Elf wrote:"Crimes against nature" are prohibited.
I love that one... What exactly is a crime against nature...Eating Parkay Margarine?
Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 6:40 pm
by gothic_spleen
is it bad tha i consume roadkill....i hit a deer, on ACCIDENT...and i took it home....damn good jerky....like i said im a country mouse, sry if that offends anyone
Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 11:22 pm
by Dark Elf
....no....my friend Matt & I hit a rabbit once in Greenback & took it home & ate it. Damd good rabbit stew......
Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 1:02 am
by rec|use
What exactly is a crime against nature
are you serious?
Re: Fucked up state laws....
Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 12:17 pm
by iblis
Dark Elf wrote:It is legal to gather and consume road kill
so, what if you run over a person?
Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 12:54 pm
by Paladin656
Some of those may have been laws at one time or another, but may no longer be so. I'm wary of sites that quote laws without the statue number (TCA code in Tennessee) to back it up.
Crimes against nature was once the term to outlaw things considered to be sexual deviance, such as homosexuality. Most laws outlawing what consenting adults do outside view of the public have been struck down on constitutional grounds.
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Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 2:16 pm
by Coor
Minnesota
Oral sex is prohibited.
Hamburgers may not be eaten on Sundays.
What the hell?
Oral sex is a no no...but they say nothing of sodomy.
Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 2:27 pm
by elasticwings
Coor wrote:Minnesota
Oral sex is prohibited.
Hamburgers may not be eaten on Sundays.
What the hell?
Oral sex is a no no...but they say nothing of sodomy.
So ass is okay as long as it's not ass to mouth?
Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 3:59 pm
by footprintzinthesand
Coor wrote:Minnesota
Oral sex is prohibited.
Hamburgers may not be eaten on Sundays.
What the hell?
Oral sex is a no no...but they say nothing of sodomy.
So these have actually been enforced at one point in time?! LMFAO..... oh, the insanity...
Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 7:34 am
by Bone
rec|use wrote:What exactly is a crime against nature
are you serious?
I know what they mean,
My point is the way thats written it "could" be bent to mean a wide range of things. Example: some people would consider having sex in any other position than missionary "a crime against nature", or a hippy might call someone throwing away styrofoam a crime against nature, ect ect ect.
Legally, it's just a little too open to interpertation.
Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2006 1:04 pm
by BearDragonLady
Some people being born could be a crime against nature too... think I've seen some of them on the news lately...
Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2006 9:58 pm
by B_Ko
elasticwings wrote:Coor wrote:Minnesota
Oral sex is prohibited.
Hamburgers may not be eaten on Sundays.
What the hell?
Oral sex is a no no...but they say nothing of sodomy.
So ass is okay as long as it's not ass to mouth?
McDonald's is only banned on sundays.
Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2006 10:40 pm
by footprintzinthesand
erased this