Ok.. this has to be the funniest thing I have ever heard ever!

A christian band called Relient K did this song... and I have never laughed so hard.. check out the lyrics.

RELIENT K LYRICS

"My Girlfriend"

Walk through the streets of PA and you may see her.
Go up to her and say you're a believer.
Disgusting trash on MTV it makes her smile.
That guy from Satan's embassy put him on trial.

Because... Marilyn Manson ate my girlfriend.
Satan consumed her mind, and he may do it again.
Marylin Manson ate my girlfriend.
She once believed in the truth, now she belives in sin.

She denies God when she has the chance to live for him.
The thought of it makes me cringe.
Her future looks dim.
She'd rather gaze in Satan's eyes than on a steeple.
I'm really starting to despise beatiful people.

ive heard that song. its HORRIBLE. not cuz of the subject material, i just hate pop punk. lyrics are funny though.

junkie christ wrote:ive heard that song. its HORRIBLE. not cuz of the subject material, i just hate pop punk. lyrics are funny though.

The lyrics alone aren't enough to crack me up.. but the song itself.. when heard.. induces all kinds of giggles.