• corpse for sale...no..seriously

Posted: **Sat Jun 24, 2006 4:38 pm**

The following choices allow you to tailor your corpse to own specific taste. Each choice is listed on the order form.

DEGREE OF DECAY

There are two choices, Light decay and Heavy decay. Some of the more noticeable differences are that the Heavy decayed corpse has larger rotted eye sockets, a very deteriorated nose and a decayed mouth that shows almost all the teeth. The Light decayed corpse has eyelids, a more built-up nose and a mouth that shows less teeth, making it appear less decayed.

SKIN COLOR

A corpse gets darker as it goes through various decaying stages so the degree of decay may be a factor in the skin color. I offer three basic choices: Dark brown, Medium brown and Light brown. If you have a different color in mind note it on the order form but beware, green and blue corpses are not very realistic.

HAIR COLOR

The hair color should compliment the skin color. White or gray hair contrast better with a dark or medium skin color just as dark or black hair will look better against a lighter skin tone.

http://www.distefano.com/

Posted: **Sat Jun 24, 2006 4:40 pm**

hahaha sorry just ran across the "babe of the month"

Posted: **Mon Jun 26, 2006 12:19 am**

Or Build your Own Lover......
http://realdoll.com/

Posted: **Mon Jun 26, 2006 3:10 pm**

damn i want a dead head for my living room....kagome would love it.....or replace it with mine...

Posted: **Wed Jun 28, 2006 10:02 am**

Haha... I seriously want one...

Posted: **Wed Jun 28, 2006 8:30 pm**

How about a pet zombie to go with that?

http://www.gore-galore.com/mypetzombies.html

Posted: **Wed Jun 28, 2006 8:35 pm**

man, that one with it's tongue hangin out is just down right sexy. 8-)

Posted: **Wed Jun 28, 2006 8:40 pm**

TiredUnhappy wrote:man, that one with it's tongue hangin out is just down right sexy.

i bet a person could make a mint off of selling vibrating liquorice flavored "tongues".

could even include such frenetic power levels as "asphyxia", "seizure", and "downright electrocution"

Posted: **Wed Jun 28, 2006 8:43 pm**

see, first we've got the gadgets...and now this. me and you are just on the same wavelength here. :lol:

Posted: **Wed Jun 28, 2006 9:02 pm**

TiredUnhappy wrote:see, first we've got the gadgets...and now this. me and you are just on the same wavelength here.

that's probably not something one should admit in a public forum, or around any practicing psychiatrists.

Posted: **Wed Jun 28, 2006 9:08 pm**

good thing it's KG then.

Posted: **Fri Jun 30, 2006 12:34 am**

Nice. But do they fuck?