• Does the Carpet Match the Curtains?

Posted: **Mon Oct 30, 2006 10:41 pm**

Is your betty ready?

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Posted: **Mon Oct 30, 2006 11:30 pm**

The cheapest solution would be to just shave it all off... unless that's what you were implying with your statistics... which brought to my mind, dark hair...