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Gator attacks naked man on crack

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 1:05 pm
by elasticwings
http://cbs3.com/watercooler/watercooler_story_334114652.html
He was almost a prime candidate for this year's Darwin award.

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 2:29 pm
by gothic_spleen
what a retard...would have done the world a favor if the man had been eaten

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 2:33 pm
by footprintzinthesand
erased this

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:26 pm
by scarecrow
that in now wy evens the score between the Animal Kingdom and humanity....but I pulled out my pom poms anyway :twisted:

Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 10:59 am
by iblis
i wonder if the gator was high on crack after the attack?

Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 2:30 pm
by Mother Mo
iblis wrote:i wonder if the gator was high on crack after the attack?


The next day they think they caught the gator, which was described as especially aggressive. I'd say a bit of that aggression could have been crack induced. As addictive as that stuff is, maybe he'd eaten a previous crackhead & had developed a habit. :-x

Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 3:38 pm
by Codeine Coma
Mother Mo wrote:
iblis wrote:i wonder if the gator was high on crack after the attack?


The next day they think they caught the gator, which was described as especially aggressive. I'd say a bit of that aggression could have been crack induced. As addictive as that stuff is, maybe he'd eaten a previous crackhead & had developed a habit. :-x


HAHAHAHA

Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 4:03 pm
by iblis
Mother Mo wrote:
iblis wrote:i wonder if the gator was high on crack after the attack?


The next day they think they caught the gator, which was described as especially aggressive. I'd say a bit of that aggression could have been crack induced. As addictive as that stuff is, maybe he'd eaten a previous crackhead & had developed a habit. :-x

mmm yeah, ritz crackheads!

they taste great, with just the right bit o' salt.

Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 9:54 pm
by gothic_spleen
id be agressive too if i had a bunch of rednecks after me, trying to kill my ass.....especially trying to kill my buzz....