you read it right - due to the new year, it being 2007 and all, and everyone being righteously pissed off because they don't have their flying cars and gravity disabling shoes yet, someone has decided that at least one thing in this world needed an upgrade.

your turds.

so, read up on it, because if you show up to a club night without a glowing piece of shit in your hand, everyone will laugh at you, and call you names.