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best paper ever written

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 5:39 pm
by blindboy

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 6:08 pm
by Hardcoregirl
OMG.

I can't imagine turning in a paper like that. I'd like to just see the look on the professors face while reading it.

"This is my thesis statement."

Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 5:50 am
by Bigun
:lol:

Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 3:34 pm
by gothic_spleen
i could almost swear that paper was turned in by one of the football bangers from my college....

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 1:22 am
by Paladin656
and he actually got a D on it, what's that say?

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 1:31 am
by DarkVader
You know, there are two sad things about this paper - the majority of the markdowns were given for language, not utter stupidity, and the paper still got a D-. It's not exactly a high grade, but it's still PASSING???

I think I'd have given it 10 points for being turned in, and another 5 for mentioning Oedipus at all. I might have even thrown in another 10 for showing enough understanding of the story to show it had been read, and another 5 for making me laugh. But that's it, and a 30 is still failing.

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 11:38 am
by Celestial Dung
My urban legend detector is beeping, it just seems a bit overboard...Smart ass student hands in smart ass paper but the teacher still passes him because hell at least he's a little funny.

Providing it is read though, maybe he was given a passing grade because he was making an attempt at being creative. Some teachers count that toward something.

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 3:02 pm
by Mother Mo
DarkVader wrote:You know, there are two sad things about this paper - the majority of the markdowns were given for language, not utter stupidity, and the paper still got a D-. It's not exactly a high grade, but it's still PASSING???

I think I'd have given it 10 points for being turned in, and another 5 for mentioning Oedipus at all. I might have even thrown in another 10 for showing enough understanding of the story to show it had been read, and another 5 for making me laugh. But that's it, and a 30 is still failing.


I agree completely!

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 10:01 pm
by cutelittlepsycho20
wow. :-x

no words for this, ....just wow.

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 10:27 pm
by karmakaze
i think they should get an A for balls.

Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 6:33 pm
by iblis
karmakaze wrote:i think they should get an A for balls.
or at least a b minus for citing tubgirl at the end.


:tubgirl: