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The Death Test
Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2003 5:06 am
by tiipou
Wanna know when
you die?
Yes?
Then take The Death Test!
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
October 16, 2032
at the age of 50 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (24%)
Heart Attack (14%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Drowning (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)
Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2003 8:51 am
by briarus
March 20, 2039
at the age of 68 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (18%)
Electrolysis (11%)
Cancer (10%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Drowning (7%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Wild Animal Mauling (6%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
fire good
Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2003 10:41 am
by Malakelle
February 17, 2044
at the age of 64 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (16%)
Alcoholism (15%)
Sex with an Obese Person (13%)
Electrolysis (8%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (6%)
Drowning (5%)
Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2003 2:02 pm
by Lost Traveler
March 19, 2037
at the age of 68 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (28%)
Heart Attack (27%)
Alcoholism (5%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Oh that fits 37 has always haunted me Ill go with a heart attack while having cancer surgery
Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2003 11:25 am
by Mercurygriffin
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
July 16, 2026
at the age of 45 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (20%)
Cancer (16%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Suicide (9%)
Electrolysis (7%)
Confusion (6%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
4 fucking days after my birthday. You know Im having a 4 day orgy/drunken haze that year.
Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2003 12:21 pm
by Sir Diddimus
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
April 8, 2043
at the age of 71 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (32%)
Heart Attack (24%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)
Disclaimer: We, despite being proficient with the human anatomy, are not doctors. Keep that in mind before calling your lawyer as you're clutching your left arm moaning "Damn you, Spark, Damn YOU!" on April 8, 2043, as you slip silently into the night.
Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2003 3:03 pm
by Vampilot
Damn it!
November 18, 2031
at the age of 61 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (22%)
Cancer (17%)
Alcoholism (11%)
Electrolysis (10%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Oh well... what did I expect??
V
Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2003 3:15 pm
by FalseAbsolution
August 12, 2036
at the age of 53 years old.
Cancer (19%)
Heart Attack (18%)
Alcoholism (10%)
Electrolysis (9%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Well how about that.... i will brake my family curse of living to my 52 bday.
Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2003 4:14 pm
by ms.tangledwebs
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
June 15, 2057
at the age of 76 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Alien Abduction (13%)
Cancer (13%)
Heart Attack (9%)
Homicide (9%)
Third Degree Burns (8%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (8%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Drowning (6%)
cool, never did wanna get too old anyway!! my family has a bad habit of annoying each other for 85 years or more.
Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2003 2:37 am
by The Stormstress
Oct 9, 2033 ... better start planning the party now!
Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2003 5:47 pm
by white_darkness
December 13, 2034.
Looks like I've defeated family genetics.
Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2003 6:03 pm
by The Fallen
You can expect to die on:
February 20, 2041
at the age of 70 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (36%)
Heart Attack (27%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Suicide (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Posted: Sun Jun 22, 2003 10:57 pm
by JaNell
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
February 28, 2031
at the age of 66 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (36%)
Suicide (13%)
Homicide (6%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Heart Attack (6%)
Alcoholism (5%)
Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2003 5:51 am
by Mother Mo
January 19, 2026 at the age of 53.
Either cancer or contagious disease.
Live it up now... It's later than I think!
ha!
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2003 12:43 am
by scarecrow
Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2003 3:51 am
by miss_kris1981
ms.tangledwebs wrote:Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
June 15, 2057
at the age of 76 years old.
you're gonna out live me!!!!
June 28, 2037
at the age of 56 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (35%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Drowning (9%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Homicide (7%)
what are you gonna do without me?? lol
Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2003 12:10 pm
by ms.tangledwebs
miss_kris1981 wrote:ms.tangledwebs wrote:Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
June 15, 2057
at the age of 76 years old.
you're gonna out live me!!!!June 28, 2037
at the age of 56 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (35%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Drowning (9%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Homicide (7%)
what are you gonna do without me?? lol
I am gonna make you change your deadly ways, we have to be together forever!!
Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2003 12:55 pm
by miss_kris1981
I am gonna make you change your deadly ways, we have to be together forever!!
What's wrong with a lil sex, drugs, and alcohol??
Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2003 2:00 pm
by Sir Diddimus
miss_kris1981 wrote:I am gonna make you change your deadly ways, we have to be together forever!!
What's wrong with a lil sex, drugs, and alcohol??
But you don't have Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation in your list of ways to go.
Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2003 2:34 pm
by Liliana
well looks like 2037! woohoo.