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iblis · Post by **iblis** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 9:33 pm

Why are midgets so funny?

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 11:02 pm

Shaggy · Post by **Shaggy** » Sun Oct 09, 2005 1:51 am

What's goin on JC?! Been a minute...but once again I come to you for advice...Do I take my leave in Oct...when I can hit the nightmare before holloween...or in Nov....when I don't know what's goin on. Help me out here....and if I can make it to this one...no makin fun of the high and tight hair do.

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 9:04 am

Shaggy wrote:What's goin on JC?! Been a minute...but once again I come to you for advice...Do I take my leave in Oct...when I can hit the nightmare before holloween...or in Nov....when I don't know what's goin on. Help me out here....and if I can make it to this one...no makin fun of the high and tight hair do.

halloween all weekend this town is gonna be insane
october
definitly october
oh yea, i finally moved here.
mwahah!

cutelittlepsycho20 · Post by **cutelittlepsycho20** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 2:55 am

junkie christ wrote:

Fuckin sweet!! :lol:

Mercurygriffin · Post by **Mercurygriffin** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 3:23 pm

What do you do when you want to kill?
I mean KILL!
KILL!
KILL!
KILL!
EAT BURNT DEAD BODIES?
WITH BLOOD AND VIENS IN MY TEETH?!

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 4:29 pm

they say masturbate but then you need to kill and youve got cum on your hands so thats no good.
they say drink but then you got the balls to kill and your too drunk too aim, plus the gun stuck to your hand so its got cum/dna and fingerprings on it. (not killing him was good, but you shot his ear. new plan)
they say fuck but then you cant remember as drunk as you were if you wore a condom, plus as much as you masturbated earlier to not kill...... did you even cum? was that pee?

so now you wake up wondering who this one eared guy is knocking at your door wanting to know why you peed in his girlfriends pussy and you dont remember why you wanted to kill at that moment because as soon as he asked why did you this he suddenly has more reason to want to kill than you did, youve passed on the urge, and now you can ask a new question.

how the fuck do i get outta here.

tip, run in the direction where his ear was. dont run in the direction of the good ear
just imagine how pissed he will be if he fucked her with the gun and now shes preggers.

Coor · Post by **Coor** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 6:23 pm

Bro I have a meeting at 7:30 on Saturday...with my "future." Should I tell my Dad the secret while he's there...or should I wait until a few weeks before I leave?

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 11:16 pm

Coor wrote:Bro I have a meeting at 7:30 on Saturday...with my "future." Should I tell my Dad the secret while he's there...or should I wait until a few weeks before I leave?

if your futures what i think it is, i dont even think you should go at all and its a dumb idea.

go on tell him
do it now, be up front.

Coor · Post by **Coor** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 9:03 am

junkie christ wrote:
Coor wrote:Bro I have a meeting at 7:30 on Saturday...with my "future." Should I tell my Dad the secret while he's there...or should I wait until a few weeks before I leave?
if your futures what i think it is, i dont even think you should go at all and its a dumb idea.

go on tell him
do it now, be up front.

Yea? I thought about betting him 5,000 at the shooting range and when he takes the shot, tell him what's going on. Then I can say... "Well on the bright side you don't owe me 5 grand."
Matt suggest that I tell him this weekend when my brothers are up here...simply so tht when my dad leaves they will have plenty of convesation for the ride home.

Cryso lueth Wylthen · Thu Nov 17, 2005 10:30 am

I have a question for Sir Junkie C.

If Drizzt Do'Urden were to fight Wulfgar with 7 orcs and a verbeeg at his heels and the mighty Shimmergloom at his side, would he stand a chance at winning and still keeping his personality. Or would he simply become like the rest of his kin and pride in murder and theft.

Also, do you like the halfling Regis? He reminds me of a great many people, lazy, complacent, preferring a life of luxury to hard work or steel. Who does he remind you of?

~snickers as he slides JC a jar of cheese~

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 10:37 am

Cryso lueth Wylthen wrote:I have a question for Sir Junkie C.

shoot.

If Drizzt Do'Urden were to fight Wulfgar with 7 orcs and a verbeeg at his heels and the mighty Shimmergloom at his side, would he stand a chance at winning and still keeping his personality. Or would he simply become like the rest of his kin and pride in murder and theft.

i dont know whats worse, how bad you need to get laid or the fact i know who drizzt do'urden is.
and the backstory lore behind him in that underdark shit was just gay as all hell.

Also, do you like the halfling Regis? He reminds me of a great many people, lazy, complacent, preferring a life of luxury to hard work or steel. Who does he remind you of?
~snickers as he slides JC a jar of cheese~

the only halfling regis that exists in my universe is regis phlibin, who im pretty sure was burned at the stake by people who really wanted to be a millionare, but regis wouldnt give another lifeline too without them blowing him while rubbing his haircare products across his asshole and then sticking a vaccum cleaner to it.

next stop? draw and quartering kathy lee.

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 7:45 pm

oh great and wise junkie...

can you teach an old dog new tricks?

why did it get so motherfucking cold, and why was the temperature change so drastic and sudden?

should we jump ahead of the republicans who want to build a fence on our southern border, and just set the whole rio grande on fire?

did anyone really think the phrase, "your mother wears army boots!" was insulting? if so, why?

finally, nut-cheese. where does it come from, and what is its purpose?

Cryso lueth Wylthen · Mon Nov 21, 2005 12:29 pm

Oh merciful(yeah right!!) Junkie C.!

Why is everything all about sex and alcohal? Can't it be about cheese and ligers?

Why do people have huge noses?

Why do some people have little hoses?

Isn't it fun to laugh at the stupid comments I have?

B_Ko · Post by **B_Ko** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 3:56 pm

Junkie, do you realize that you've multiplied your post count by about 1,100 since this topic was started?

Coor · Post by **Coor** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 7:47 pm

You do realize he posts alot...about everything. And he talks just as much, if not more, in reality.

Love ya bro...

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 1:32 pm

Cryso lueth Wylthen wrote:Oh merciful(yeah right!!) Junkie C.!

Why is everything all about sex and alcohal? Can't it be about cheese and ligers?

Why do people have huge noses?

Why do some people have little hoses?

Isn't it fun to laugh at the stupid comments I have?

whats your favorite color of paint chip to eat?

and you should try sex or some alkie, youll understand.

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 1:33 pm

B_Ko wrote:Junkie, do you realize that you've multiplied your post count by about 1,100 since this topic was started?

ok that math doesnt work at all. it probably added about that many though. learn basic math, kiddo.
if it woulda actually multied me by 1,100 since it started, then i would have tilted the post count. dont have that much spare time. i just comment everytime i read a thread really.
next!

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 1:35 pm

Coor wrote:You do realize he posts alot...about everything. And he talks just as much, if not more, in reality.

Love ya bro...

not true at all.
i only speak to the people i like.
the cat of my antisocialness is outta the bag since i moved here.
so that doesnt work either.

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 1:44 pm

iblis wrote:oh great and wise junkie...

yea thats me.

can you teach an old dog new tricks?

i call it when your fucking your ex's mother but yes you can.

why did it get so motherfucking cold, and why was the temperature change so drastic and sudden?

so the bushs could get more oil? because the worlds a cold dark place? because the spark of creativitiy that heated the world expired becaues of poppunk and harry potter? or because of post hurricane weather patterns? take a pick.

should we jump ahead of the republicans who want to build a fence on our southern border, and just set the whole rio grande on fire

no. besides, building a fence in that area would be pointless as shit. borderjumpers will just climb more. besides the heavy borderjumping areas are fenced anyway. and as long as when they get here they work like everyone else, i personally dont give a fuck.
why dont they keep the french and the canadians out, theres enough pussies with a dick in this country.

did anyone really think the phrase, "your mother wears army boots!" was insulting? if so, why?

it was a way of saying your mothers a lesbian. or maybe they just said it to hippie kids. wasnt there, i dont fucking know.

finally, nut-cheese. where does it come from, and what is its purpose?

even though its origin is a mystery (i think its from left over frustration of lack of pussy) it warms the taint. everyone knows it warms the taint.

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