TheSYm refers to the growth on top of Cam's head that presumably fell to earth from outer space and may have designs for global domination.
TheSym possesses a wide range of esoterica, sarcasms, witticisms, and bad puns that will be custom tailored to annoy and/or pass unnoticed by innocent chat room bystanders and small children.
TheSym is silently stubborn and does what he wants to anyway..
When not in use, send TheSym back to his job of digging holes.
TheSym sometimes has a map, but that does not guarantee he can find it.
When exposed to excessive amounts of caffeine, TheSym has been known to flirt outrageously.
Upon drinking a beer, TheSym has hit on lesbians by using pickup lines from Jimmy Buffet songs.
TheSym is not to be used on all terrain.
TheSym show runs 24/7
Household chores may be put off for weeks or even months.
