Who can name the most brands of beer???

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 6:40 pm

iblis wrote:
briarus wrote:i didn't see guinness in there

Junkie mentioned it, but he was drunk and misspelled it. No worries, it's been covered.

yes
i was REALLY fucked up on valium and whiskey when i wrote that... lol.

pryjmaty · Post by **pryjmaty** » Thu Sep 25, 2003 7:48 pm

GIMMEE BEER!!!!!!.....or Russian coffees.

AuralFixation · Post by **AuralFixation** » Sat Sep 27, 2003 10:36 pm

:shame: <-----THERES NO EMOTICON FOR THAT!!! AFTER THIS THREAD THERE SHOULD BE!!

im going to the gothic phrat kegger now..im going to wear my black abercrombie shirt....nooge

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Sun Sep 28, 2003 10:59 pm

AuralFixation wrote::shame: <-----THERES NO EMOTICON FOR THAT!!! AFTER THIS THREAD THERE SHOULD BE!!

im going to the gothic phrat kegger now..im going to wear my black abercrombie shirt....nooge

lets make a gothic phrat kegger college movie..........
HAHAHHA! can we all be a stereotype too?
the casting in the KG phrat flick:

like ill be the quiet withdrawn one with anger issues, the guy whos last scene is him getting drunk and trying to pick a fight with a motorized cheese grater... yea........
vampliot and nemesis can be the ladies men of the phrat, but vampilot does the whole "retiring his jersey" thing during the movie
nem (who claimed he would never get to go one...) goes on a drunken orgy rampage but wakes up and doesnt remember he had the drunken orgy rampage so continues complaining over how it will never happen.....
scarecrow is the mascot (a bullmoose)
merc is the hyper one who plays in traffic
admin/vader is the president/head
bone and arkady are like the enforcers of the phrat, bone the twisted evil one and arkady the rational ambitous one... they both fight over musickal dominance of all the parties... *sic*
aural can be the saracstic fucker that makes people look dumb. must chain smoke thru movie
iblis and diddimus keep the GPA up, iblis is rarely seen because hes found a way to fuck and get smarter so hes constantly getting smarter in the next room (taking one for the team... fucking to get smarter)
diddimus is the hopeless romantic one who gets the gerl at the end of the movie as the cops arrest us all...*cue the trendy music*
me and gabe and merc rig the phrat kegger with TNT...... hehe.....
george can be the explosives expert, ben helps him build a mass structure for it and has lil robots take the explosives in..
punkrockjoe plays himself and drinks ALL the kegs with my assistance...
codine coma appears just to sodomize himself with a whammy bar again.....
X can just show up and play himself and covers the retrohumor
saint iggy and celticsmith can be the high brow members, the equvilent of the richest guys in the phrat....
ok thats as far as im running with that one. lol.

pryjmaty · Post by **pryjmaty** » Sun Sep 28, 2003 11:04 pm

Bah!!! What is the use of a good phrat party without females....that is, unless you are all going to butt fuck each other!!!!?????!!!

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Sun Sep 28, 2003 11:12 pm

LadyIvanna wrote:Bah!!! What is the use of a good phrat party without females....that is, unless you are all going to butt fuck each other!!!!?????!!!

i just listed all the phrat members i could think of
no butt fucking if theres swinging balls on the other side.
given the way that alot of the women get treated in those flicks, though it would be best for someone without my snapping eye for calling shit out for the gerlies..........lol

but your ARE the dom of the movie

morgan is the token girl whos way smarter and funnier than the average person in the flick and makes for most of the good punch lines...
JaNell runs a gang of monkeys designed to drive ilbbie insane
Elizabetha is the one who made Vampy "retire"
Jinx helps me get trashed and... we can have our own movie made during the movie...
The seekers can make a guest apperance as themselves and put on a show
Miz Kitty is the keeper of the bullmoose mascot
ect ect
i could do this all night.
all the nameless sanctus newbies that never show back are the endless supply of women needed for this type of flick.

punkrockjoe · Post by **punkrockjoe** » Mon Sep 29, 2003 3:40 am

punkrockjoe plays himself and drinks ALL the kegs with my assistance...

Im already a cliche so no stereotyping was neccesary.

oh yea and......
codine coma appears just to sodomize himself with a whammy bar again.....

That is fucking hardcore. :smack: