Random Junkie Christ Thread

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Tue Jun 10, 2003 3:39 pm

briarus wrote:why don't dogs or cats have belly buttons?

to keep the people that make ibbie's links busy.... they cant stick it in the belly button, so they gotta think of new ways...... that and i dont believe either animals use a cord like humans do.... could be wrong on that but im rather sure im right.....

white_darkness · Post by **white_darkness** » Wed Jun 11, 2003 10:22 am

Will the FCC ever ban ibbie from being on the 'net?

MahoganyDawn · Post by **MahoganyDawn** » Wed Jun 11, 2003 10:53 am

white_darkness wrote:Will the FCC ever ban ibbie from being on the 'net?

Dear god I hope not. I live with the man. Can you imagine the horrors I would have to come home to. No offense guys... but better you than me!

briarus · Post by **briarus** » Wed Jun 11, 2003 11:04 am

junkie christ wrote:
briarus wrote:why don't dogs or cats have belly buttons?

to keep the people that make ibbie's links busy.... they cant stick it in the belly button, so they gotta think of new ways...... that and i dont believe either animals use a cord like humans do.... could be wrong on that but im rather sure im right.....

this has been bugging me since we rescued some kittens and then i had a few beers (some coincidence)
i went hereand have been searching the web for any information because i'm just that weird. the only thing i can think of besides some ibbie-esk reason is that cats and dogs heal faster than monkeys.

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Wed Jun 11, 2003 1:41 pm

white_darkness wrote:Will the FCC ever ban ibbie from being on the 'net?

i think he worked an under the table deal with them......

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Wed Jun 11, 2003 1:47 pm

briarus wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
briarus wrote:why don't dogs or cats have belly buttons?

to keep the people that make ibbie's links busy.... they cant stick it in the belly button, so they gotta think of new ways...... that and i dont believe either animals use a cord like humans do.... could be wrong on that but im rather sure im right.....

this has been bugging me since we rescued some kittens and then i had a few beers (some coincidence)
i went hereand have been searching the web for any information because i'm just that weird. the only thing i can think of besides some ibbie-esk reason is that cats and dogs heal faster than monkeys.

interesting in a productive-ibbie kinda way......

Sir Diddimus · Post by **Sir Diddimus** » Wed Jun 11, 2003 3:36 pm

And, this one

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Thu Jun 12, 2003 12:52 am

question to others: poop?

Mercurygriffin · Post by **Mercurygriffin** » Thu Jun 12, 2003 12:56 am

is this why there is no utopia?

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Thu Jun 12, 2003 1:03 am

Mercurygriffin wrote:is this why there is no utopia?

[rant]
becuase the man is keepin us down
... white people are greedy
... it would be boring
... did u watch demolition man? they say thats utopia? fuck that....
... 2 words :playboy mansion: + 3 words :gothed out playmate:= 5 sore fingers / 1 sore palm (err i mean..pretty damn close... :twisted:

... did u read the book? ::shiver:: whatta place to live man.. or 1984.. or brave new world.. some people in those societies saw it was utopia.. whos holding the looking glass holds the definition for utopia and no two people have exact definitions.
[/rant]

Mercurygriffin · Post by **Mercurygriffin** » Thu Jun 12, 2003 1:10 am

I like the idea of everyone being a greek god or godess.

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Thu Jun 12, 2003 1:21 am

Mercurygriffin wrote:I like the idea of everyone being a greek god or godess.

nice. i should go for that if i ran violent sex......

Mercurygriffin · Post by **Mercurygriffin** » Thu Jun 12, 2003 1:35 am

pissey they were but they had fun damnit!

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Thu Jun 12, 2003 1:07 pm

Junkieo.......god of violent sex.. brother of athena, son of zeus....

MahoganyDawn · Post by **MahoganyDawn** » Thu Jun 12, 2003 2:37 pm

Anoki Goddess of Randomness... Invoking the power of chaos and cheese!!

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Thu Jun 12, 2003 2:42 pm

MahoganyDawn wrote:Anoki Goddess of Randomness... Invoking the power of chaos and cheese!!

no fair! u get to use yer actual name. lol.

Mercurygriffin · Post by **Mercurygriffin** » Thu Jun 12, 2003 2:43 pm

Mergroth-the god of small shinney things.

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Thu Jun 12, 2003 2:47 pm

Mercurygriffin wrote:Mergroth-the god of small shinney things.

nice......
alright im adapting mine:
god of drugs, violence, and violent sex.
there we go, i am junkieo.

MahoganyDawn · Post by **MahoganyDawn** » Thu Jun 12, 2003 2:52 pm

Mercurygriffin wrote:Mergroth-the god of small shinney things.

Ohh no! anoki is distracted by shineys!! *bats at shiney*

Mercurygriffin · Post by **Mercurygriffin** » Thu Jun 12, 2003 2:53 pm

your welcome. just one thing. Can you loan me some of your wares of god of things unsavory? I have shinney things!