Random Junkie Christ Thread

MahoganyDawn · Post by **MahoganyDawn** » Thu Jun 12, 2003 2:58 pm

Mercurygriffin wrote:your welcome. just one thing. Can you loan me some of your wares of god of things unsavory? I have shinney things!

*shares random acts of sexual healing in exchange for shineys*

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Thu Jun 12, 2003 3:00 pm

Oh, oh! I want to be Iblis, god of HORSECOCK!!!

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Thu Jun 12, 2003 3:01 pm

iblis wrote:Oh, oh! I want to be Iblis, god of HORSECOCK!!!

awesome, just dont try to lay claim to anything connected to me if u see me naked. for i am god of violence, violent sex, and drugs... and ill tear all three of em on ya in horrid ways,,,,,,lol.

Mercurygriffin · Post by **Mercurygriffin** » Thu Jun 12, 2003 3:02 pm

Sexually healed i thnik i will make more shineys

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Thu Jun 12, 2003 3:05 pm

will someone start singing sexual healing now?

Mercurygriffin · Post by **Mercurygriffin** » Thu Jun 12, 2003 3:06 pm

NNNOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

MahoganyDawn · Post by **MahoganyDawn** » Thu Jun 12, 2003 3:07 pm

junkie christ wrote:
iblis wrote:Oh, oh! I want to be Iblis, god of HORSECOCK!!!

awesome, just dont try to lay claim to anything connected to me if u see me naked. for i am god of violence, violent sex, and drugs... and ill tear all three of em on ya in horrid ways,,,,,,lol.

Just dont drop the Godly soap in the godly showers...

MahoganyDawn · Post by **MahoganyDawn** » Thu Jun 12, 2003 3:08 pm

junkie christ wrote:will someone start singing sexual healing now?

Don't know it, but even if I did... I wouldn't sing it.

Mercurygriffin · Post by **Mercurygriffin** » Thu Jun 12, 2003 3:11 pm

*singing sexual healing in the shower and procceding to drop the godly soap in front of anoki*

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Thu Jun 12, 2003 3:12 pm

MahoganyDawn wrote:
junkie christ wrote:will someone start singing sexual healing now?

Don't know it, but even if I did... I wouldn't sing it.

oh my god.... u need some culutre.... hahaha!
kazaa search for it next time ya gonna get your sex on....

MahoganyDawn · Post by **MahoganyDawn** » Thu Jun 12, 2003 3:13 pm

Mercurygriffin wrote:*singing sexual healing in the shower and procceding to drop the godly soap in front of anoki*

ASSRAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MahoganyDawn · Post by **MahoganyDawn** » Thu Jun 12, 2003 3:15 pm

junkie christ wrote:
MahoganyDawn wrote:
junkie christ wrote:will someone start singing sexual healing now?

Don't know it, but even if I did... I wouldn't sing it.

oh my god.... u need some culutre.... hahaha!
kazaa search for it next time ya gonna get your sex on....

Not my style... I like lots of drums and guitars when Im getting it on. Maybe some bagpipes if im doin it soft like. If Im being really girly its some Sade, or Savage Garden. ;o)

Imp · Post by **Imp** » Thu Jun 12, 2003 3:16 pm

SHINEY????
ooooooo
can i have one? please? i like shineys....

questions-
why am i easily distracted by shiney objects?
what is the coolest cartoon you've ever seen?
what song should i download next?

Mercurygriffin · Post by **Mercurygriffin** » Thu Jun 12, 2003 3:18 pm

MahoganyDawn wrote:
Mercurygriffin wrote:*singing sexual healing in the shower and procceding to drop the godly soap in front of anoki*

ASSRAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Females have more than just an ass accsessable when bent over.

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Thu Jun 12, 2003 3:19 pm

MahoganyDawn wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
MahoganyDawn wrote:
junkie christ wrote:will someone start singing sexual healing now?

Don't know it, but even if I did... I wouldn't sing it.

oh my god.... u need some culutre.... hahaha!
kazaa search for it next time ya gonna get your sex on....

Not my style... I like lots of drums and guitars when Im getting it on. Maybe some bagpipes if im doin it soft like. If Im being really girly its some Sade, or Savage Garden. ;o)

theres lots of wahwah guitar and pass and sexual healing damnit...
and savage garden blows but we ive used sade before so i can say nothing...... lol.
ibbie.... if u ever bone to savage garden and i find out about it, youll NEVER live this down........lol......

Mercurygriffin · Post by **Mercurygriffin** » Thu Jun 12, 2003 3:20 pm

Imp wrote:SHINEY????
ooooooo
can i have one? please? i like shineys....

questions-
why am i easily distracted by shiney objects?
what is the coolest cartoon you've ever seen?
what song should i download next?

1 waht you have in return for shineys
2 because the're shiney
3 duckman
4 anything by the murderdolls

MahoganyDawn · Post by **MahoganyDawn** » Thu Jun 12, 2003 3:22 pm

Mercurygriffin wrote:
Imp wrote:SHINEY????
ooooooo
can i have one? please? i like shineys....

questions-
why am i easily distracted by shiney objects?
what is the coolest cartoon you've ever seen?
what song should i download next?

1 waht you have in return for shineys
2 because the're shiney
3 duckman
4 anything by the murderdolls

1. hands over griffin
2. because they (sees shiney) *drool*
3. Invaider Zim
4. Saves the Day - At Your Funeral

Mercurygriffin · Post by **Mercurygriffin** » Thu Jun 12, 2003 3:25 pm

you cant hand me over to me. i won't even take me.

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Thu Jun 12, 2003 3:29 pm

Imp wrote:SHINEY????
ooooooo
can i have one? please? i like shineys....

questions-
why am i easily distracted by shiney objects?
what is the coolest cartoon you've ever seen?
what song should i download next?

because they are shiny. duh....
um damn good question... heres a list....
alice in wonderland, vampire hunter D, nija scroll, the transformers movie, the FOX x-men cartoons, duckman, critic, south park, TMNT, GI Joe, those old nintedo cartoons, the zelda cartoons, the dragon warrior cartoon, thundercats, i could do this for quite a while... batman animated series..... im stopping now. i cant pick one.
what song should u download next....
sexual healing, no particular place to go (chuck berry version), burn (the cure), sweetest perfection (depeche mode), isolation (joy divison), any sisters of mercy, ashes to ashes (bowie), that new janes addiction song "just because", some skinny puppy, you and me (glenn danzig w/o band for the less than zerp soundtrack), little less conversation (elvis).....eleanor rigby (beatles)
thats a good start.

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Thu Jun 12, 2003 3:47 pm

junkie christ wrote:
MahoganyDawn wrote:
junkie christ wrote:will someone start singing sexual healing now?

Don't know it, but even if I did... I wouldn't sing it.

oh my god.... u need some culutre.... hahaha!
kazaa search for it next time ya gonna get your sex on....

That has got to be the corniest song I've ever heard.