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junkie christ wrote:and ibbie, how much is the tape of you with the panda worth to ya?

Oh, I don't want a lot. Just royalties if you sell it. Image

ill sell it to stile and let you know how it goes........................
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junkie christ wrote:
iblis wrote:
junkie christ wrote:and ibbie, how much is the tape of you with the panda worth to ya?

Oh, I don't want a lot. Just royalties if you sell it. Image

ill sell it to stile and let you know how it goes........................
lol

Oh, I'd so fucking kill to be on stileproject. Maybe literally. :D
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iblis wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
iblis wrote:
junkie christ wrote:and ibbie, how much is the tape of you with the panda worth to ya?

Oh, I don't want a lot. Just royalties if you sell it. Image

ill sell it to stile and let you know how it goes........................
lol

Oh, I'd so fucking kill to be on stileproject. Maybe literally. :D
nexttime we hang out im sure we could think of something we could do that wouldnt be incrimating at us to submit.........hehe
sounds like fun.
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junkie christ wrote:
iblis wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
iblis wrote:
junkie christ wrote:and ibbie, how much is the tape of you with the panda worth to ya?

Oh, I don't want a lot. Just royalties if you sell it. Image

ill sell it to stile and let you know how it goes........................
lol

Oh, I'd so fucking kill to be on stileproject. Maybe literally. :D
nexttime we hang out im sure we could think of something we could do that wouldnt be incrimating at us to submit.........hehe
sounds like fun.

You see, this is probably why there aren't many rumors about me. Most of what I do that people would talk about, I either openly admit, or advertise.

Sounds like a good plan, though. :mrgreen:
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iblis wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
iblis wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
iblis wrote:
junkie christ wrote:and ibbie, how much is the tape of you with the panda worth to ya?

Oh, I don't want a lot. Just royalties if you sell it. Image

ill sell it to stile and let you know how it goes........................
lol

Oh, I'd so fucking kill to be on stileproject. Maybe literally. :D
nexttime we hang out im sure we could think of something we could do that wouldnt be incrimating at us to submit.........hehe
sounds like fun.

You see, this is probably why there aren't many rumors about me. Most of what I do that people would talk about, I either openly admit, or advertise.

Sounds like a good plan, though. :mrgreen:

you get off lucky. the shit i do is bad enough, and they still make up even crazier shit.
sometimes i hear about me and think, damn i wish i knew that guy
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That someone "beat me up" on stage during a fetish show.........now thats exaggeration don't you think......
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I wouldn't say it was a beating....more of a control issue...but that's ancient history now. You can "get me back" some time if you wish. :oops:
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MY all time fav is me and my brother merc are dating, or Me and CD are dating, then there was the one that I was trying to tell people someone was on drugs. Yeah Everyone is on drugs but me cause well I am the only sane one here :twisted:
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I like the one about me being a gay nazi who was forced into weightloss programs by aliens who abducted me.

I MEAN FOR REAL.....i like jews......i lost the weight all natural....and that whole gay thing...well ok thats true..I LOVE THE COCK.
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that i have a twin sister.....just she has her hair dyed red......heard this several times....its getting annoying at this point
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also the one about me being gay...haha....im a pregnant gay...right...that was one i heard from a co-worker...lol
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lovechild wrote:that i have a twin sister.....just she has her hair dyed red......heard this several times....its getting annoying at this point


actually a few months ago I did see someone who looked amazingly like you, just a little different in the face, had the black medieval mini dress with those droopy sleeves and the most awesome cyberboots, thought it was you for a second but she and her parental unit were leaving just as I came through the parking lot...ah well
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hahah my hair is dyed red......wonder if its me......I think everyone got me confused with Rederrin for a while......say where is she , havent seen her on here in a while.....
Ben? why are there noodles inmy shoes? hmmmm?

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On the old ETG board someone REALLY loved us. They said that I caught Jason and Arlene screwing, which, according to them, caused me to have an affair with Jay. Justin is my lah-ver, you know. :roll:

The same person also said that I ate Crisco for breakfast, that's why I'm so fat. It was also said that they had to grease me up to get me through the doors at The Fairbanks.

Hmmmmm, what else?

Oh, Yeah. They said that Boo was our lovechild, and for me not to worry, we would all be together soon. :puke: :okfucktard: Shortly thereafter, I STOPPED posting or looking in on that board. Around that time was when Knoxgothic was created. :boink:
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Wow that one is really in depth!
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Karla, thats a dumb rumor.......

i mean....you....fat.......
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karlaBOO wrote:On the old ETG board someone REALLY loved us. They said that I caught Jason and Arlene screwing, which, according to them, caused me to have an affair with Jay. Justin is my lah-ver, you know. :roll:

The same person also said that I ate Crisco for breakfast, that's why I'm so fat. It was also said that they had to grease me up to get me through the doors at The Fairbanks.

Hmmmmm, what else?

Oh, Yeah. They said that Boo was our lovechild, and for me not to worry, we would all be together soon. :puke: :okfucktard: Shortly thereafter, I STOPPED posting or looking in on that board. Around that time was when Knoxgothic was created. :boink:

quite a rumor
thx for the history on that story last night.
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Gossip about me ,never. :fuckoff:
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I think this would be a good place to start some rumors...let's see..JC is pregnant with my two headed lovechild, Ms. Tangledwebs is my love slave, I am leader of an underground ring of female gothic ninjas that are trained my right hand man Scarecrow who dresses up as Carmen Miranda......wait a minute...Oooh yeah, I'm confusing this with my sick fantasy world....uh, sorry everybody..... :oops:
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Post by punkrockjoe »

I have no rumors about me at this time. Im just pissed because when they inevitably start Ill get stuck with shit rumors like Im gay on all kinds of drugs or worshipping the devil( literaly you know killing babies and shit) Why not good ones like Im a closet beegees fan or I like to cornhole myself with my whiskey bottle then drink up. Fuck..... if your going to be completely useless and start rumors then be creative your obviously not doing anything else so you have the time.
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