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dont ask me why...
but surrender by cheap trick seemed worth mentioning...
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junkie christ wrote:dont ask me why...
but surrender by cheap trick seemed worth mentioning...


Actually, I did dance to that a few times just because I wanted to hear it. I'm surprised no one commented on the last song I posted. What, no one remembers "The Lost Boys" movie?

okay, I'm bored so I'll stop being lazy and actually make a list of five of my favorite songs that I used to strip to (I'll leave the two I previously mentioned out):

1. "Decay-DigiMortis Mix" by Die My Darling
2. "Pain" by Four Star Mary
3. "Where There's A Whip There's A Way" by Faster Pussycat
4. "Revenge" by London After Midnight
5. "Possum Kingdom" by toadies

I know, I was a little warped when I was a dancer...no wait, I guess I still am! :lol:

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Yea I do have to agree that I'm a slave for you and Toxic are great songs to dance to. And the new Black eyed Peas song, "Hey mama" IM serious if that song comes on I HAVE to dance.


*hangs head* Im ghetto


Whoa! Ghetto Goth!! LOL



It's not that I'm ghtto, although at a young age i went through a phase where I thought I was. But I can booty dance, and I can rave, and I can slow dance. That's about it.
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  1. Ludwig van Beethoven - In the Hall of the Mountain King
  2. Bloodhound Gang A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying
  3. Deftones - Change
  4. Garbage - Vow
  5. Koji Kondo - Super Mario Brothers (or the techno remix!)


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Coor wrote:
Coor wrote:
Yea I do have to agree that I'm a slave for you and Toxic are great songs to dance to. And the new Black eyed Peas song, "Hey mama" IM serious if that song comes on I HAVE to dance.


*hangs head* Im ghetto


Whoa! Ghetto Goth!! LOL



It's not that I'm ghtto, although at a young age i went through a phase where I thought I was. But I can booty dance, and I can rave, and I can slow dance. That's about it.

ok and now the 18 year old virgin is trying to convince us shes street with Spears songs and talking about booty dancing in her younger days (like elementary skewl)....
yes Coor im totally fucking with you.
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Why is there no, "Booze squirting out of my nose while laughing" emoticon?

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hahaha
we totally need one....
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X wrote:
vicious_blood wrote:
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vicious_blood wrote:Ok, I agree with the Darling Nikki and Closer...

Also, Low Rider by Barry White.


That COVER SUCKS....War is better....


Dude, it's written by Barry White.

I still don't think we are thinking of the same song, tho.
And even if we are...I STILL like Barry White's version. :P



The man with the deep, velvety voice capable of making women melt at a thousand paces returned in 1999 with another slice of sensous R&B. White was the original Love Man, the one who taught the moves to every would-be mack daddy who's come down the pike since he appeared on the scene in the '70s. As befits one with so luxurious a voice, White intones over mostly slow-to-midtempo grooves, and the long tracks leave plenty of space for White's larger-than-life voice. The sultry mood does kick up a notch occasionally, though, as on the percolating, funky version of War's '70s hit "Low Rider."


ah ha..and there you have it.....how you have heard and how you like this version better than the ORIGINAL by WAR is fucking ungodly beyond me.......


by the way, the album with his cover.....came out in 99
War's original.....1976


Dammit, why can't you let me be right for just once?????? :evil:

Ok, fine you win. But I still like Barry White's version. (Maybe since I've never heard the original and don't really have a desire to.)
But, yeah, ok whatever. I was wrong.

THE KIT WAS WRONG.

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junkie christ wrote:dont ask me why...
but surrender by cheap trick seemed worth mentioning...


One of my favorites.
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Damia_Thorne wrote:
junkie christ wrote:dont ask me why...
but surrender by cheap trick seemed worth mentioning...


Actually, I did dance to that a few times just because I wanted to hear it. I'm surprised no one commented on the last song I posted. What, no one remembers "The Lost Boys" movie?

okay, I'm bored so I'll stop being lazy and actually make a list of five of my favorite songs that I used to strip to (I'll leave the two I previously mentioned out):

1. "Decay-DigiMortis Mix" by Die My Darling
2. "Pain" by Four Star Mary
3. "Where There's A Whip There's A Way" by Faster Pussycat
4. "Revenge" by London After Midnight
5. "Possum Kingdom" by toadies

I know, I was a little warped when I was a dancer...no wait, I guess I still am! :lol:

:twisted: Damia


Actually i've got the soundtrack to that movie, and it's not very likely that most of us have forgoten it... i rather enjoyed that movie, but there are many movies that are much better...
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How could I forget "Hot for Teacher"??????? By van Halen........hmmmm wonder if I can get Wayne to dress up like Waldo?
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FalseAbsolution wrote:
Damia_Thorne wrote:I'm surprised no one commented on the last song I posted. What, no one remembers "The Lost Boys" movie?

:twisted: Damia


Actually i've got the soundtrack to that movie, and it's not very likely that most of us have forgoten it... i rather enjoyed that movie, but there are many movies that are much better...


To be quite honest, I like the soundtrack better than the movie. It's not one of my favorite movies. I also used to dance to "Dream Weaver" by Gary Wright. It's in the movie, but not on the soundtrack.

Anyway, when I danced to "Cry Little Sister", usually all the other girls got table dances. That's when you know you picked a good song. :yes:

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Yea I do have to agree that I'm a slave for you and Toxic are great songs to dance to. And the new Black eyed Peas song, "Hey mama" IM serious if that song comes on I HAVE to dance.


*hangs head* Im ghetto


Whoa! Ghetto Goth!! LOL



It's not that I'm ghtto, although at a young age i went through a phase where I thought I was. But I can booty dance, and I can rave, and I can slow dance. That's about it.

ok and now the 18 year old virgin is trying to convince us shes street with Spears songs and talking about booty dancing in her younger days (like elementary skewl)....
yes Coor im totally fucking with you.



Hey you better watch it *shakes fist* I know your real age ;)

*booty dances*



ok so I don't but if i did that would be cool
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Stuff by Stevie Ray Vaughn

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I have seen women strip to alot of songs so i'll list ones i haven't seen yet that would F@#K$*G OWN!!!!

Ahpex Twin- Come to Daddy
Apothesis - O' Fortuna
Lords of Acid - VooDoo U, Drink My Honey, Out Comes the Evil
Nirvana- Pen Cap Chew, Aneurysm
Ministry - Burning Inside, Flashback
Static X - Down, Trance is the Motion
DMX- X Gonna Give it to Ya. (Only cuz i get called X by some peeps)
Coal Chamber - Loco, Untrue
Tool - Jerk Off!
Deftones - Engine No. 9
Evanescence - I Believe in you, Where will you go
Fear Factory - Archetype, Genetic Blueprint(Newbreed Remix)
Godsmack - I Stand Alone
Mudvayne - Not Falling
Pitchshifter - W.Y.S.I.W.Y.G., Shen-An-Doah, Please Sir, Stronger
Primus - My Name is Mud
Rammstein - Herzeleid
Rob Zombie - How To Make A Monster (Kitty's Purrrrformance Mix By God Lives Underwater), Living Dead Girl (Subliminal Seduction Mix by Charlie Clouser)
SpineShank - Violent MoodSwings
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Xerxes wrote:Primus - My Name is Mud


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Xerxes wrote:I have seen women strip to alot of songs so i'll list ones i haven't seen yet that would F@#K$*G OWN!!!!

Ahpex Twin- Come to Daddy
Apothesis - O' Fortuna
Lords of Acid - VooDoo U, Drink My Honey, Out Comes the Evil
Nirvana- Pen Cap Chew, Aneurysm
Ministry - Burning Inside, Flashback
Static X - Down, Trance is the Motion
DMX- X Gonna Give it to Ya. (Only cuz i get called X by some peeps)
Coal Chamber - Loco, Untrue
Tool - Jerk Off!
Deftones - Engine No. 9
Evanescence - I Believe in you, Where will you go
Fear Factory - Archetype, Genetic Blueprint(Newbreed Remix)
Godsmack - I Stand Alone
Mudvayne - Not Falling
Pitchshifter - W.Y.S.I.W.Y.G., Shen-An-Doah, Please Sir, Stronger
Primus - My Name is Mud
Rammstein - Herzeleid
Rob Zombie - How To Make A Monster (Kitty's Purrrrformance Mix By God Lives Underwater), Living Dead Girl (Subliminal Seduction Mix by Charlie Clouser)
SpineShank - Violent MoodSwings


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I would just like to report that the top of the strip pinacle was reached just last night...when a female elvis impersinator got naked in my very house.....the lip raise...the jumpsuit....no sideburns.....no less the song(s) of choice were

Trouble
Viva Las Vegas
and Burnin Love......

my face didn't change for like an hour....it was a sure look of pleasure mixed with "i can't believe this is happeneing" it was.....GREEEEEEAAAAAT
I'm a big bright shining star......
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