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Help would imply a desire to be as others
FUCK THAT.
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ASHES: Some people are just to selfish! Don't let it bring you down, instead... just hire someone to kill him! :twisted: Move on! Have experiences that you never had the chance to before! ;)
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RavenLunatic wrote: Move on! Have experiences that you never had the chance to before! ;)

yea ashes.
take my advice: ANAL
changes everything
ive coached many a people to happier lives all thanks to....
ANAL

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Junkie
you and ANAL inspired a very strange conversation between me and my new boyfriend
Ben? why are there noodles inmy shoes? hmmmm?

"I want a bed made outta your boobs" -Ben
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Mistress Eve(L) wrote:Junkie
you and ANAL inspired a very strange conversation between me and my new boyfriend

thats probably a good thing :dup:
hope i could be of service.
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RavenLunatic wrote:ASHES: Some people are just to selfish! Don't let it bring you down, instead... just hire someone to kill him! :twisted: Move on! Have experiences that you never had the chance to before! ;)


I just might do both of those things.
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Oh, my... good one. :rofl:
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NO! Let me tell you why. There will ALWAYS be a catch SOMEWHERE, because of SOMETHING. You can either choose to accept this, or reject it. I'm the queen of getting rid of anyone for whatever reason I can..or I was.
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gwenhwyfar wrote:i guess my definition of "decent" would be:
*single, without wife or girlfriend
*under the age of 30
*intelligent
*likes a wide variety of music
*likes most animals( i have 2 small dogs)
*not dillusional/crazy( one of my ex's truly believed that i was such a slut that i couldn't even go to walmart to buy tampons without fucking all the cashiers)
*doesn't want to spend ALL his time with me, i do need my own space
*i'm not THAT anal about looks, but if they look like a baboon's ass, i will run the other way
*couteous, to my friends and family, open a door for me once in a while, don't talk down to me, ask before you try to stick it in my ass, etc.
*have their own job, car, and home
*and finally, know what the fuck they want, don't toy with me or string me along, either you want me or you don't :peck:

is this really too much to ask for?



Not too much to ask for, but you're narrowing it down to a select few. I'd fall into the above list, but I live w/ my parents, so I'm out.
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junkie christ wrote:
RavenLunatic wrote: Move on! Have experiences that you never had the chance to before! ;)

yea ashes.
take my advice: ANAL
changes everything
ive coached many a people to happier lives all thanks to....
ANAL

:dup:


Preach on brother.
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LOL Ashes!
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Ok ,apparently the first time I posted I looked over jumkie's anal post. *shakes head*
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Coor wrote:Ok ,apparently the first time I posted I looked over jumkie's anal post. *shakes head*

But anal is like, 75% of what he posts about.

This time, in big, bold, red lettering.

How could you miss that?? :shock:
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I just read the main post, and then the first page.
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iblis wrote:
Coor wrote:Ok ,apparently the first time I posted I looked over jumkie's anal post. *shakes head*

But anal is like, 75% of what he posts about.

This time, in big, bold, red lettering.

How could you miss that?? :shock:

if less people missed anal, the world would be a happier place with crowed backdoors and no lines waiting to take life seriously..
how serious can you take life when you go "dude an hour ago i had my dick in my gerlfiends poopchute" or vice versa.
it will save the world.... and fix the quantum energy issue...
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yeah I guess there is nothing funnier than chicks who admit "I like to take it in the ass".....or the ever popular "put it in my pooper"
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Mistress Eve(L) wrote:yeah I guess there is nothing funnier than chicks who admit "I like to take it in the ass".....or the ever popular "put it in my pooper"
if ANYONE ever gets nekkid and says put it in my pooper.... wow. i will have found the perfect woman. lol.
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Mistress Eve(L) wrote:yeah I guess there is nothing funnier than chicks who admit "I like to take it in the ass".....or the ever popular "put it in my pooper"

you said pooper
anywho I'm a fucking asshole(no pun intended)
but still feel that I'ma good guy so is it possible to be agood guy/asshole?
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