A Vampire Group Of Knoxville

Pharinet · Post by **Pharinet** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 3:57 pm

Dum-dum-dum-dum..........

All witness to my awesome kinky powers of vaugness and confusion. All will bow before me. Because most people look better on thier knees anyway.

And of course my horn is bigger. I am pure of heart. (yes I said that with a straight face)

sinful_fetish · Post by **sinful_fetish** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 4:05 pm

Raziel wrote:That's mostly because he thought wrong about the people on this site. He expected a group of like-minded people who were already on the outskirts of society to atleast welcome someone with views like theirs. What he didn't expect were a bunh of petty kids trying to make themselves feel better by relentless bashing someone because he atleast tried to go out and make friends with people who might share some of the same views. You are all a bunch of kids picking on the kid with glasses during recess. I'm sad to say that every last one of you should grow up and atleast try to find out what someone means before calling him an idiot

Now the fact that you are referring to yourself in the third person is a bit bizarre. All that aside, I thought I was very polite, asking you without malice what your definition of a real Vampire is. I admit, I giggled much through this thread, but I am also extremely open minded with an interest in Vampires/Vampyres, Umpir - whatever. Now as far as joining Vampire Group, I highly doubt this would be something I would be interested in. But, I would be more than willing to talk with you offlist in reference to the mythology of Vampires, Vampires in literature/film. Hell, I would even be willing to talk about Sanguines and/or blood play. So, relax........feel free to put forth your views and interests on the board, but remember freedom of speech means all speech, even if they do not agree with you

Onibubba · Post by **Onibubba** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 4:19 pm

Pharinet wrote:
Onibubba wrote:^ OK that cuts it! I can tolerate vampires I can tolerate Juggalos, but I will not stand for a Furry*...<<shudder>> They just give me the creeps.

No,no,no,no,NO furries. Mythical beasties. Come on guy, break out your Monster Manual.

Was that a geek check? Cause you do not want to go there. I'll break out my Fiend Folio so quick you'll have to roll a saving throw versus Geek Lust!

*I was refering to the picture of the unicorn with tits, not normally associated with unicorns

white_darkness · Post by **white_darkness** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 4:39 pm

CryptMonger wrote:
white_darkness wrote:I've been rendered utterly smart-ass commentless by this thread. w0w!

aww come on that is not possible... you commentless. Shit the world is coming to an end.

It may very well be, or being sick has taken more out of me than i realized.

On another note

Onibubba wrote:Was that a geek check? Cause you do not want to go there. I'll break out my Fiend Folio so quick you'll have to roll a saving throw versus Geek Lust!

Hells yes. One of the things that has been missing from this thread is a saving throw.

Now if we're all going to be other things. I'm going for Maxwell's Demon.

Damia_Thorne · Post by **Damia_Thorne** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 4:58 pm

Raziel wrote:That's mostly because he thought wrong about the people on this site. He expected a group of like-minded people who were already on the outskirts of society to atleast welcome someone with views like theirs. What he didn't expect were a bunh of petty kids trying to make themselves feel better by relentless bashing someone because he atleast tried to go out and make friends with people who might share some of the same views. You are all a bunch of kids picking on the kid with glasses during recess. I'm sad to say that every last one of you should grow up and atleast try to find out what someone means before calling him an idiot

I'm a "kid"? KEWL!

:P~

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 5:08 pm

Raziel.... (which im betting he got that name from a video game series... soul reaver correct? sorry after that little recess crack you dont strike me the research type)
i have an answer for you
there is a vampire group in knoxville, but its actually more of a state or national thing.
heres a picture of one of their past leaders

i think you know the current one.
they seem to worship elephants as well.
they are called...
oh shit
i forgot
but they will suck any resource dry, i dont see why blood should be any different.
:twisted:

Damia_Thorne · Post by **Damia_Thorne** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 5:15 pm

EEWWWWW JC! just the thought of a Bush or one of his fellow suckers touching me makes me want to puke! :puke:

karlaBOO · Post by **karlaBOO** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 5:29 pm

sinful_fetish wrote:
Raziel wrote:That's mostly because he thought wrong about the people on this site. He expected a group of like-minded people who were already on the outskirts of society to atleast welcome someone with views like theirs. What he didn't expect were a bunh of petty kids trying to make themselves feel better by relentless bashing someone because he atleast tried to go out and make friends with people who might share some of the same views. You are all a bunch of kids picking on the kid with glasses during recess. I'm sad to say that every last one of you should grow up and atleast try to find out what someone means before calling him an idiot

Now the fact that you are referring to yourself in the third person is a bit bizarre. All that aside, I thought I was very polite, asking you without malice what your definition of a real Vampire is. I admit, I giggled much through this thread, but I am also extremely open minded with an interest in Vampires/Vampyres, Umpir - whatever.

I prefer to call them Wompers.

vicious_blood · Post by **vicious_blood** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 5:37 pm

Ok, so I left this thread last night talking about bastard Santa and there was like maybe 2 pages...next day there's like 5 pages and Pharinet is a sexy unicorn? Holy Shizzle my nizzle!

If this is what vampire meetings are all about, then count me in!

More fun than playing with matches...

karmakaze · Post by **karmakaze** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 5:41 pm

Asher wrote:
karmakaze wrote:you should of asked for a Audi TT Quatro

i'd ask you to marry me but..well..

fucking sexy cars. i mean hell, i would fuck it.

Hardcoregirl · Post by **Hardcoregirl** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 5:44 pm

Raziel wrote:That's mostly because he thought wrong about the people on this site. He expected a group of like-minded people who were already on the outskirts of society to atleast welcome someone with views like theirs. What he didn't expect were a bunh of petty kids trying to make themselves feel better by relentless bashing someone because he atleast tried to go out and make friends with people who might share some of the same views. You are all a bunch of kids picking on the kid with glasses during recess. I'm sad to say that every last one of you should grow up and atleast try to find out what someone means before calling him an idiot

On the outskirts of society, yes, like-minded NO. Thank goodness we are all quite different. I don't know of anyone here who thinks they are a vampire, but perhaps they've been quiet about it because they know that most of us stopped believing in things like vampires, santa, the tooth fairy, god, etc, a loooong time ago.

We are a very sarcastic bunch with dark senses of humour, you have got to be a little more thick-skinned especially if you are making claims to be a chylde of the nyght or whatever.

I'm sorry, I'd do the same thing to anyone coming on here claiming to be Napoleon Bonaparte or Jesus. Someone has got to "keep it real."

Perhaps you could enlighten us with what you mean by "vampire" if its not the common definition:

1. A reanimated corpse that is believed to rise from the grave at night to suck the blood of sleeping people.
2. A person, such as an extortionist, who preys upon others.
3. A vampire bat.

As an anthropologist, I am quite interested in what you have to say.

Perhaps you should see what you have in common with us besides aversion to that "evil, yellow hurty thing " in the sky which some of us even like...

Perhaps we have some music or literature preferences in common?

karmakaze · Post by **karmakaze** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 6:01 pm

Raziel wrote:That's mostly because he thought wrong about the people on this site. He expected a group of like-minded people who were already on the outskirts of society to atleast welcome someone with views like theirs. What he didn't expect were a bunh of petty kids trying to make themselves feel better by relentless bashing someone because he atleast tried to go out and make friends with people who might share some of the same views. You are all a bunch of kids picking on the kid with glasses during recess. I'm sad to say that every last one of you should grow up and atleast try to find out what someone means before calling him an idiot

you call yourself a real vampire and you are telling us to grow up? wtf is wrong with that picture?

nobody has been that particularly mean to you yet, and since you seem to think that "we" are, then i feel like i might as well live up to your expectations. i don't think anyone really took you particularly seriously to begin with, hence why the entire conversation shifted to talking about El Chupacabra. maybe you should pull whatever is in your ass out and not expect a serious response when you start talking about being a "real" fucking vampire. you were asked politely and you never did elaborate so we were only left with the assuming that you are a delusional and, well, an idiot. especially since you have the gaud to call us kids. how old are you anyway? will your mom even let you out for these meetings? jesus christ, i may not be the most grown up or sane person in the world but at least i leave myself grounded enough in reality to realize that i am not a mythical creature.

so to sum it all up, if you don't want to be called and idiot when you say something stupid, then don't say something stupid. say what you mean and maybe you will sound intelligent. or at least not crazy.

so.. go ahead, speak your mind, say what you mean, and i bet you will be welcomed a little bit better. unless you really do think that you are a vampire. and if that is the case, i will just make fun of you more.

and yes. i am an elitist bastard. i won't make fun of someone who is ignorant, physically displeasing, or has somewhat logical or at least thought out beliefs, but by god i will make fun of some stupid people.

Spam · Post by **Spam** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 6:02 pm

Can I be a Narwhale, they have long horns too.

vicious_blood · Post by **vicious_blood** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 6:05 pm

Spam wrote:Can I be a Narwhale, they have long hons too.

I thought you were a can of salty meat product...stuff...

karmakaze · Post by **karmakaze** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 6:13 pm

vicious_blood wrote:salty meat product...stuff...

you mean sperm right?

vicious_blood · Post by **vicious_blood** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 6:16 pm

karmakaze wrote:
vicious_blood wrote:salty meat product...stuff...

you mean sperm right?

For some reason I had a picture of those little sea monkey pet things when I 1st saw that...

B_Ko · Post by **B_Ko** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 6:21 pm

CryptMonger wrote:Hey I found proof that unicorns exist and don't only have hoofs

shadow dancer · Post by **shadow dancer** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 6:22 pm

Raziel,

I will go one step further with some other comments on this thread. One piece of advice is that the next time you try to reach out to find "friends" or make connections of "like minds", observe the minds that you are trying to connect with. I saw this kind of response to your post coming from the moment I read it, which was shortly after you posted it. I will reiterate a comment that I heard a long time ago, "Not every goth is a vampire, and not every vampire is a goth." I think, because of the confusion that so many morons (who have no clue about either one) make between the two, it creates a lot of animosity between the two groups, and yes, I have seen it go both ways. On that note, goth doesn't always translate to open-minded or non-judgmental people, neither does vamp. Open-mindedness and being non-judgmental are individual practices, not a group deal. Keep that in mind as you seek your connections; take time to observe the people that you are trying to make a connection with. You'll be amazed what you learn when you just sit back and watch for a while.
This is a gothic forum. There are other forums out there that are better suited to your initial post and some even with an emphasis on Tennessee if you should so choose to look for them. None of this post was meant in harshness; I just want you to be aware for future instances. People are human beings, and it is human nature to judge what they don't understand and don't wish to understand; then, there are those who know of what you speak and still don't like what that means, and then, there are those who understand and see nothing wrong with it or participate in it. Its all part of life.
All that being said, welcome to the forum if you should so choose to stick around and see what other kinds of conversations we get into around here.

rec|use · Post by **rec|use** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 6:32 pm

"Not every goth is a vampire, and not every vampire is a goth."

who the hell said that your gm

how come everyone that starts crying on this board allways acts goths are supposed to be hippies
that are accepting and loving and blah blah blah blah

didn't goth kinda spring out of punk
a la christian death and alien sex fiend

am i missing something

B_Ko · Post by **B_Ko** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 6:39 pm

Raziel wrote:You are all a bunch of kids picking on the kid with glasses during recess.

Hey now. That is so NOT true. My gang on the blacktop had the kid with glasses, a fat kid, a mexican kid, a girl, a kid in a wheelchair, a black kid, an eskimo, a gay kid, and a nerd. We were all of the pieces of the schoolyard puzzle that didn't fit with the big puzzle. We were our own cool; an ethnic/disabled rainbow ready to rumble. And damn if we didn't own the see-saw.