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They're baaaaaack

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Garbage Pail Kids are comin' back.
The firemen came and broke through the chimney top. And me and Mom were expecting them to pull out a dead cat or a bird. And instead they pulled out my father. He was dressed in a Santa Claus suit. He'd been climbing down the chimney... his arms loaded with presents. He was gonna surprise us. He slipped and broke his neck. He died instantly. And that's how I found out there was no Santa Claus.
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*rofl* Omg.. those things were awesome!
May your dreams be the future you could have had, and your nightmares be the realization that you destroyed your chance to make it reality.
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Oh that's so cool.

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ABOUT FUCKING TIME....
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Drinking makes you the same asshole your father was.
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