AUTO EROTICISM FORUM: Sex with yourself, or sex with cars?

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AUTO EROTICISM FORUM: Sex with yourself, or sex with cars?

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Discuss masturbation and/or car sex here.
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Would that be sex *with* a car, or sex *in, on, or around* a car?
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Sex with walls is so the way to go! ;)
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I love me some hot chunky doorknob... *drools*
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Masturbation. Definitely masturbation. Lots of it, too.
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Tailpipes make ouchies...
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does this include..?

Post by Derk Jyslexic »

how about planes, trains, boats n bikes?
or is this exclusively an auto fetish thread?

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I alwayz get erotic when I think of the old Corvette Stingrays... Mmmm... those curves! :twisted:
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Post by junkie christ »

ive had alot of fun in on and around cars...
memories....
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sex in a truckbed with shot shocks as it 4-wheels is a challenge....
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Here in my car, I feel sexiest of all...

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Well now I ain't no bumper humper, but with your head lights on and all that junk in your trunk, it just makes me want to rotate your tires and top off your fluids...
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Ever see the Cronenberg movie Crash? I believe it can suit either definintion. :twisted:
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I was alone,
I was all by myself,
No one was looking,
I was thinking of you,
And did I mention?
I was all by myself.
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