The Demon in the Drive-Thru

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So here I was at work, when some guy pulls up and orders this mess of food so disgusting we have to hide it in plastic containers.
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And his total came up to an unbelievable... $6.66!!
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Who was this evil that had invaded my work?
Who was this insidious devil that dared to drive his diabolical Alfa Romero to my window?
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sounds like amy blue and Xesavier Red were driving through :shock:
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that Andy is so eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-vyl.........
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:twisted:
I have to thank my co-worker Jay for helping bring lunch to that evil total
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:shock:

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Before they changed their prices at Burger King, i knew what to order to get exactly $6.66 every time.......

#1 w/cheese, add a whopper with cheese and a 99 cent item and there you go.
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He must be the DEVIL! :twisted:
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Hah, already beat you to it weeks ago when I paid off my tab at 11th St., and it was exactly $6.66 - so there, minor demon Bone.
All three of my (real) names have six letters, too...
And I was born on 6/12, which is 6 and 6+6.
Top that, Bone-the-Imp!
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JaNell wrote:Hah, already beat you to it weeks ago when I paid off my tab at 11th St., and it was exactly $6.66 - so there, minor demon Bone.
All three of my (real) names have six letters, too...
And I was born on 6/12, which is 6 and 6+6.
Top that, Bone-the-Imp!
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I have a pentagram shaped birthmark....:P~

And Daddy said I was mostest evil of all the demons nya nya :P~
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scarecrow wrote:
JaNell wrote:Hah, already beat you to it weeks ago when I paid off my tab at 11th St., and it was exactly $6.66 - so there, minor demon Bone.
All three of my (real) names have six letters, too...
And I was born on 6/12, which is 6 and 6+6.
Top that, Bone-the-Imp!
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I have a pentagram shaped birthmark....:P~

And Daddy said I was mostest evil of all the demons nya nya :P~

Oh yeah?! Well, the hair on my ass naturally braids itself into cornrolls, which in turn knot themselves in the shape of a pentagram.

My ass also spouts vulgarities, such as, "Your mother sucks cocks in Hell!" at random intervals, usually after drinking too much tequila.

So, in turn, I have the evilest ass in town! Neener, neener!
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Post by The Fallen »

Oh Yeah!!

Well my last name is Good, how evil is that? :P~
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The Fallen wrote:Oh Yeah!!

Well my last name is Good, how evil is that? :P~


Um, sweetie, by definition - not very.
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The Fallen wrote:Oh Yeah!!

Well my last name is Good, how evil is that? :P~


lol that's great... but you all are lacking one thing that truely makes one Evil..... Consitency...... and as previously mentioned i have that going for me so :p
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it is me who came to your work!
I am the root of all evil!
I understand the number , it is a human number
its my number 666


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JaNell wrote:
The Fallen wrote:Oh Yeah!!

Well my last name is Good, how evil is that? :P~


Um, sweetie, by definition - not very.


Bah!! I'm so Evil I'm Good!!
MUHAHAHAHA!!!!
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