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Mine would have to be throwing my brother in the laundry room (which locks from the outside)

..and locking him in...


Then I would proceed to turn the lights on and off as he screamed and begged me to let him out.


that was so fun..... :twisted:
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No matter what 99% of this board says, after hanging out with them, masturbating is VERY high on alot of peoples lists here....
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Not so much fav pasttime as sibling-related torture...

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When I was very small, I used to take baths with my brother and draw bones on his arms and chest with a Magic Marker. My mom made me stop it when I colored in his skull the once. Well, it was fun while it lasted.


Funny...I could do that now and call it performance art...
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Hmmmmm....mine would have to be.....





setting ppl on fire....'tis great fun!!!!
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Post by Le Codeine Coma »

Screaming...
And if that doesn't suffice as an answer then...
Masturbation.
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For this list wouldn't that be(I see you shiver with antici...












pation) MONSTERBATING?
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junkie christ wrote:No matter what 99% of this board says, after hanging out with them, masturbating is VERY high on alot of peoples lists here....

That's old news. But did you know that 93% of those 99% are thinking about you when they flog the chipmunk? Image

*Obo the sperm stain smiley strikes again!*

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iblis wrote:
junkie christ wrote:No matter what 99% of this board says, after hanging out with them, masturbating is VERY high on alot of peoples lists here....

That's old news. But did you know that 93% of those 99% are thinking about you when they flog the chipmunk? Image

that would explain why people stare at me in public at goth functions in knox........
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Post by Malakelle »

Mine use to be being mean to my little sister, but alas I out grew that, masterbation can be fun, but I like skin on skin more. I would say reading, roleplaying, computers, and sewing. Oh and driving CD and his Girly crazy ^^ They forget to lock the doors and I love hopping in at wrong times and going BOO!!
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Post by cutelittlepsycho20 »

why masterbate when i can have sex instead. :twisted: has anybody guessed my pastime yet? ;)
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cutelittlepsycho20 wrote:why masterbate when i can have sex instead. :twisted: has anybody guessed my pastime yet? ;)


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cutelittlepsycho20 wrote:why masterbate when i can have sex instead. :twisted: has anybody guessed my pastime yet? ;)

  1. Because by masturbating, you're making God kill kittens. And kittens deserve to die.
  2. You like to drink turpentine and piss on brush fires?

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iblis wrote:
cutelittlepsycho20 wrote:why masterbate when i can have sex instead. :twisted: has anybody guessed my pastime yet? ;)

  1. Because by masturbating, you're making God kill kittens. And kittens deserve to die.
  2. You like to drink turpentine and piss on brush fires?
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turpentine and brush fires? whos hobby it that? they are parting with me this weekend.
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Hmmm...I awfully damn much like toruring my mother by telling her I'm going out to smoke pot in the back alley, get my nipples pierced and rape and old man...
sometimes I think she might like to come along.
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playing video games
listening to music

oh yea...drinking my ass off :)
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Nothing beats coming home from a hard days work, making a linchburg, watching a violent/gore filled movie, and then going out to see a metal/punk band. I live a simple life.
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Post by Mistress Eve(L) »

eating...I'm an eater...I love food, especially since I stopped smoking and stuff tastes sooooooooooo good.

and booty is super good.

gossiping with my roomate/best friend
Ben? why are there noodles inmy shoes? hmmmm?

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Knitting.
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I'll give you a hint. One runs at 900 rpm and the other runs at 6000+ rpm.

Oh, and rubbing one out as "the stranger"
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Sex! :twisted:
If u r such a vamp, then bite me, bitch! :twisted:
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