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by faeriegirl » Wed Feb 26, 2003 5:56 pm
Its multi functional!
Its a pray alter by day and a dildo by night!
what more could a girl ask for?
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by iblis » Wed Feb 26, 2003 6:08 pm
If carpenters made buildings the way programmers make programs, the first woodpecker to come along would destroy all of civilization. Anonymous
Saint Ignatious
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by Saint Ignatious » Wed Feb 26, 2003 7:41 pm
I didn't know that the Virgin Mary was a multi-tasker
Shepherds we shall be for Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand so our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. We shall send a river unto Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be.
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by EvilVegan » Wed Feb 26, 2003 8:01 pm
faeriegirl wrote: Its multi functional!
Its a pray alter by day and a dildo by night!
what more could a girl ask for?
Can you feel the power of the Lord inside you?
Rufus is widely regarded as the meanest dog employed by the State Department since Bocephalus, a hard-on of a coon hound who was, by all accounts, crazier than possum fuck.
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by iblis » Wed Feb 26, 2003 8:49 pm
i guess that makes mary a lesbo.
cool.
(psst. show them it closed!)
If carpenters made buildings the way programmers make programs, the first woodpecker to come along would destroy all of civilization. Anonymous
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by ReddErin » Wed Feb 26, 2003 10:01 pm
That is pointy. Pointy is not good.
Pointy = "ah ah ah.....OOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! What the hell did the Lord do to me? I thought I was supposed to go blind!"
A woman is like a teabag, you never know how strong she is until you put her in hot water. ~Mae West
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by iblis » Wed Feb 26, 2003 10:25 pm
*
chokes on coffee *
If carpenters made buildings the way programmers make programs, the first woodpecker to come along would destroy all of civilization. Anonymous
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by littlepockit » Thu Feb 27, 2003 12:53 am
ok...that was soo funny, but very bad.
but i agree with erin...major pain right there. not fun kind of pain either. it would be "rip your uterine lining and spend the night in the ER" kind of pain.
hehe. i must now do nine rosaries for laughing at that. its gonna be looong night.
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by Nexxus23 » Fri Feb 28, 2003 2:56 pm
littlepockit wrote: hehe. i must now do nine rosaries for laughing at that. its gonna be looong night.
And
that is why I'm an
EX - Catholic...
Ancora imparo. -- Michaelangelo
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