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are there any decent girls?

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okay, i am usually quiet. but goddamit i want to know if there are any decent girls on this fucking planet between the ages of 14 and 21. and if so...........................WHEREN THE FUCK ARE THEY? or is this age designated for childish antics? i don't understand. i'm 31, bald and and have a short penis, whats the problem? i want to meet a girl that is not emotionally past the age of 13, is this so hard? is that too much to ask for? did i not get the memo or something? why can't i find my clam? where is my chick in a french maid's outfit? it doesn't even have to be shiny, damn.

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:rofl:
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Very cute. :lol:

But, you'll never find a decent girl if you don't stop going around sniffing tricycle seats!!
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HAH! That's fucking hillarious!
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I only know of 1 decent girl...and she does have the mentality of a 13 year old.
Too bad she's taken.
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:rofl:
so a thirteen year old girl eh? i will see what i can do.
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decent girls that would talk to me dont exist
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Post by gwenhwyfar »

:rofl: bahahahahhaahahahahahhaa

oh sweet hot butter fucking loving, that is hilarious.

i'm past your age though, i'm about to be 22 . but i am more that decent, and single.
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junkie christ wrote:decent girls that would talk to me dont exist


hey, i talked to you last night. even let you write obscenities on my car, that has to count for something.
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razor wrote:okay, i am usually quiet. but goddamit i want to know if there are any decent girls on this fucking planet between the ages of 14 and 21.


Well, hello chester...

razor wrote: or is this age designated for childish antics? i don't understand. i'm 31, bald and and have a short penis, whats the problem?


duh, most of them are still kiddies... you're expecting them to be mature?... and if you look that bad, then maybe you should be a nice person and find someone who likes you for who you are instead of being a chester...

razor wrote:i want to meet a girl that is not emotionally past the age of 13, is this so hard? is that too much to ask for? did i not get the memo or something? why can't i find my clam? where is my chick in a french maid's outfit?


emotionally past the age of 13?? gosh, you need help, 'specially since you're looking at kids... and your [ugly] ass needs help... still

funniest bullshit i've seen in a while... LMFAO!!!

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junkie christ wrote:decent girls that would talk to me dont exist


ay! :P


okay, perhaps you are right.....

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TiredUnhappy wrote:
junkie christ wrote:decent girls that would talk to me dont exist


ay! :P


okay, perhaps you are right.....

I am very indecent :twisted:

you are but your winsley.... your not in this hunting ground for me.. sorry.. ;)
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so I am decent, but.....hunting ground...whaa?

:-? :shock:



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personally, I am very rarely decent, but no one really seems to mind much :domme:
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there ALLLL YUmmy ;) :twisted:
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Dead_End wrote:I only know of 1 decent girl...and she does have the mentality of a 13 year old.
Too bad she's taken.


I may have the mentality of a 13 year old but at leste I'm physically 21, unlike SOME people. :P
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maybe you ought to look for grown-up girls. mature-minded and between the ages of 14 and 21-that creature does not exist. not to mention illegal for the most part, unless your 17.
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*wonders how many realize that this topic was a joke*
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of course it's a joke, its in the dumpster...
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