An odd personality quiz...

Exquisite Mystery · Post by **Exquisite Mystery** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 9:59 am

Unfortunately the results are rather image heavy to post, I would think.
It really is pretty though, and doesn't take long.

TheRoom

Dead_End · Post by **Dead_End** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 10:08 am

Your Room

The Window: Your Attitude
Your choice of the "woman bathing" window reveals a personality with great curiosity and a keen appreciation for women's beauty, and the art of bathing. While this specific view hardly satisfies anyone's erotic appetite it does give us valuable insight into your character. By nature you may be sensuous, curious, adventurous, prurient, emotional, erotic, lascivious, relaxed, voyeuristic, frustrated, sexually inhibited, sexually uninhibited, moralistic, or trying to wash away unclean thoughts and become pure as the driven snow. On the other hand, it most definitely shows a love of bodily pleasures, with a tendency to date Swedes with saunas and no blinds.

The Music: Your Lover
Your love ranges from the passion of Beethoven to the delicate beauty of Pachebal. Your relationship is based on an enduring trust and classical balance that helps you both rise to the highest level of understanding.

The Pictures: Your Relationships
Revealing an adventurous, possibly madcap person who scavenges friends and relations from the scrap-metal heap of life and then through superior insight helps them to realize their fine talents so they too may soar above the clouds in riveting pirouettes of grace and death-defying stunts.

The Garbage: Your Problems
Problems are no stranger to you. Your generous, hard-working nature has left you open to everyone dumping their problems on you daily. While this would cause worry and stress for lesser mortals, you have accepted your lot in life with maturity and humility, understanding that other people's problems are bringing you one step closer to salvation.

The Clock: Your Future
Your future is that of a visionary, imagining scenarios for the next millennium. You may find yourself at home in an expansive industrial space,or marking time in a future warped out of a Douglas Coupland novel. Guard against your tendency for depression at your core. It is pronounced and evident to all. While this could cause consternation your off-beat sense of yourself redefines your concave, pillowy body as a life saving buoy fed solely on peanut butter thumbprint cookies. Your hands continually caress your external self causing others to accuse you of an inflated ego, but you know that time will pass and prove you to be right on.

Sir Diddimus · Post by **Sir Diddimus** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 10:33 am

The Window: Your Attitude
Your choice of the "can't decide" window reveals a lazy person who wants things done for them and rarely picks up his/her own socks or washes his/her underwear. You probably also leave the cap off the toothpaste and squeeze from the middle. However before we condemn you to such unappealing personality traits there is a possibility that your choice of the "can't decide" window was merely an expression of enthusiastic ardour for the game - losing your head in a headlong rush to proceed, without further ado, thought or preparation. On the upside it reveals a person who is open to surprises, flexible, adventurous and fearless. But if you had clicked on it knowing there was a woman visible through the glass we might have lambasted you for your voyeuristic tendencies, especially considering that she is a vision of sensuous and mysterious beauty.

The Music: Your Lover
You rock while your partner rolls creating a pulsing beat that reaches to your very core. Your passion is deep and demanding, yet can often be fickle as it is pulled from one trend to the next, constantly trying to find a real hot groove.

The Pictures: Your Relationships
Revealing an adventurous, possibly madcap person who scavenges friends and relations from the scrap-metal heap of life and then through superior insight helps them to realize their fine talents so they too may soar above the clouds in riveting pirouettes of grace and death-defying stunts.

The Garbage: Your Problems
Problems come and go in your life but they do not cause you undue stress. You relax in the knowledge that you have an enduring, attractive and stylish response to the detritus of life. Your supreme confidence frees you from convention. Problems need not be hidden from sight but rather are handled in a transparent, translucent and effortless manner. You are on your way to achieving guru status for your wise handling of life's problems.

The Clock: Your Future
You were born of the flower power age but you are a child of today. Your frivolous past flirting with the likes of Andy Warhol and 60's pop art means that you face the future with bold, colorful strokes. Your body undulates with natural rhythms. Your cousins (the green and yellow pepper family) may alarm you as they attempt to interfere with your future but remember that you dance to your own tune. Peace and love.

The Stormstress · Post by **The Stormstress** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 11:30 am

The Window: Your Attitude
Your choice of the "stormy" window reveals a self-righteously pessimistic, potentially nihilistic personality. Your temperament is mysterious, dark, brooding, gloomy, powerful, changeable and ominous. You may exhibit anti-social behaviour such as raining on other people's parades. You may succumb to wild, uncontrollable urges with thunderous, brute force and violent expressiveness. Your electrifying nature frequently gets you into trouble. You are colorful, with a love of painterly angst such as Jackson Pollock, de Kooning and Francis Bacon. You listen to Lou Reed, PJ Harvey, Leonard Cohen. Conversely though, as electronica Scandinavian diva Bjork says, you may just be violently happy.

The Music: Your Lover
Your love ranges from the passion of Beethoven to the delicate beauty of Pachebal. Your relationship is based on an enduring trust and classical balance that helps you both rise to the highest level of understanding.

The Pictures: Your Relationships
Revealing an adventurous, possibly madcap person who scavenges friends and relations from the scrap-metal heap of life and then through superior insight helps them to realize their fine talents so they too may soar above the clouds in riveting pirouettes of grace and death-defying stunts.

The Garbage: Your Problems
Problems come and go in your life but they do not cause you undue stress. You relax in the knowledge that you have an enduring, attractive and stylish response to the detritus of life. Your supreme confidence frees you from convention. Problems need not be hidden from sight but rather are handled in a transparent, translucent and effortless manner. You are on your way to achieving guru status for your wise handling of life's problems.

The Clock: Your Future
Your future is marked by exploration and safari adventures taking you to warmer climates. With a childlike exuberance and naivete, your sense of playfulness may find expression in the composition of rhymes and riddles involving cats, mice, zebras and horses. But your grown-up sense of fair-play demands that you use resources wisely. Recycling is an integral part of your future.

Lost Traveler · Post by **Lost Traveler** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 12:27 pm

The Window: Your Attitude
Your choice of the "stormy" window reveals a self-righteously pessimistic, potentially nihilistic personality. Your temperament is mysterious, dark, brooding, gloomy, powerful, changeable and ominous. You may exhibit anti-social behaviour such as raining on other people's parades. You may succumb to wild, uncontrollable urges with thunderous, brute force and violent expressiveness. Your electrifying nature frequently gets you into trouble. You are colorful, with a love of painterly angst such as Jackson Pollock, de Kooning and Francis Bacon. You listen to Lou Reed, PJ Harvey, Leonard Cohen. Conversely though, as electronica Scandinavian diva Bjork says, you may just be violently happy.

Click to Play! The Music: Your Lover
Your love ranges from the passion of Beethoven to the delicate beauty of Pachebal. Your relationship is based on an enduring trust and classical balance that helps you both rise to the highest level of understanding.

The Pictures: Your Relationships
Revealing an adventurous, possibly madcap person who scavenges friends and relations from the scrap-metal heap of life and then through superior insight helps them to realize their fine talents so they too may soar above the clouds in riveting pirouettes of grace and death-defying stunts.

The Garbage: Your Problems
Problems come and go in your life but they do not cause you undue stress. You relax in the knowledge that you have an enduring, attractive and stylish response to the detritus of life. Your supreme confidence frees you from convention. Problems need not be hidden from sight but rather are handled in a transparent, translucent and effortless manner. You are on your way to achieving guru status for your wise handling of life's problems.

The Clock: Your Future
Your future is that of a visionary, imagining scenarios for the next millennium. You may find yourself at home in an expansive industrial space,or marking time in a future warped out of a Douglas Coupland novel. Guard against your tendency for depression at your core. It is pronounced and evident to all. While this could cause consternation your off-beat sense of yourself redefines your concave, pillowy body as a life saving buoy fed solely on peanut butter thumbprint cookies. Your hands continually caress your external self causing others to accuse you of an inflated ego, but you know that time will pass and prove you to be right on.

Had I seen the trashcan before I picked it I would have chossen anouther.

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Mother Mo · Post by **Mother Mo** » Sat Dec 20, 2003 11:17 pm

The Window: Your Attitude

Your choice of the blue sky reveals a person who is very much a cheery optimist. You regularly exhibit "soft, airy, fluffy" behaviour, expressed as a magical metamorphism into weird and wonderful new shapes (as the wind blows). In all your endeavours you need room to breathe, frequently telling others to "Relax. Let's blue sky some ideas." As valiantly sunny as you are, you do have a darker side. You store up pain until you burst into tears while the heavens ring out with songs such as, "Raindrops Keep Falling on my Head". Although your eye is fixed on the horizon, deep in your inner self you may have a secret wish to be a flight attendant, (coffee, tea or me) while watching blue movies and crying the blues with Ella Fitzgerald.

Click to Play! The Music: Your Lover

You rock while your partner rolls creating a pulsing beat that reaches to your very core. Your passion is deep and demanding, yet can often be fickle as it is pulled from one trend to the next, constantly trying to find a real hot groove.
The Pictures: Your Relationships

Revealing a dramatic person who revels in the attention of a wide circle of acquaintances. This seemingly attractive trait presents a challenge as friends are pushed out on the stage of life, standing exposed with unexpected juxtapositions ready to elicit laughter or recognition. May also be used as a protective shield between relationships, eg. room divider.
The Garbage: Your Problems

Problems are no stranger to you. Your generous, hard-working nature has left you open to everyone dumping their problems on you daily. While this would cause worry and stress for lesser mortals, you have accepted your lot in life with maturity and humility, understanding that other people's problems are bringing you one step closer to salvation.
The Clock: Your Future

Your future is squarely that of a modern conservative, with a throwback to Roman times. Your skeletal architectural gun metal honed body may cause others to see you as rigid and unbending but in your heart you remember the wild toga parties of your youth and smile.

The_Lady_Aphrodite · Post by **The_Lady_Aphrodite** » Sun Dec 21, 2003 4:58 am

Although I didn't choose to post my results I dare say the hammer did indeed hit the nail on the head.

FalseAbsolution · Post by **FalseAbsolution** » Sun Dec 21, 2003 7:58 pm

Your Room

The Window: Your Attitude

Your choice of the "stormy" window reveals a self-righteously pessimistic, potentially nihilistic personality. Your temperament is mysterious, dark, brooding, gloomy, powerful, changeable and ominous. You may exhibit anti-social behaviour such as raining on other people's parades. You may succumb to wild, uncontrollable urges with thunderous, brute force and violent expressiveness. Your electrifying nature frequently gets you into trouble. You are colorful, with a love of painterly angst such as Jackson Pollock, de Kooning and Francis Bacon. You listen to Lou Reed, PJ Harvey, Leonard Cohen. Conversely though, as electronica Scandinavian diva Bjork says, you may just be violently happy.

Click to Play! The Music: Your Lover

You rock while your partner rolls creating a pulsing beat that reaches to your very core. Your passion is deep and demanding, yet can often be fickle as it is pulled from one trend to the next, constantly trying to find a real hot groove.

The Pictures: Your Relationships

Revealing a disciplined personality with multiple friends and family of importance to its psyche. You are one who strives to display affection without syrupy sentiment manifesting emotion in a cool, detached manner.

The Garbage: Your Problems

Problems are no stranger to you. Your generous, hard-working nature has left you open to everyone dumping their problems on you daily. While this would cause worry and stress for lesser mortals, you have accepted your lot in life with maturity and humility, understanding that other people's problems are bringing you one step closer to salvation.

The Clock: Your Future

Your future is that of a visionary, imagining scenarios for the next millennium. You may find yourself at home in an expansive industrial space,or marking time in a future warped out of a Douglas Coupland novel. Guard against your tendency for depression at your core. It is pronounced and evident to all. While this could cause consternation your off-beat sense of yourself redefines your concave, pillowy body as a life saving buoy fed solely on peanut butter thumbprint cookies. Your hands continually caress your external self causing others to accuse you of an inflated ego, but you know that time will pass and prove you to be right on.

A lot of that sounds about right actually... esspecially the garbage can......

Kilashayne · Post by **Kilashayne** » Sun Dec 21, 2003 9:30 pm

The Window: Your Attitude
Your choice of the pounding waves reveals a personality attracted to power and the pursuit of extreme athletic and sensual experiences. This may manifest itself in the insane undertaking of the Hawaii Ironman, or the more pleasurable goals of using a massage showerhead. Whatever -- the ever changing highs & lows of the ocean mirror your mood swings. At times you are like an uncontrollable force of nature. Your temperament is best described as dreamy, lulling, churning, foamy, sensuous, sexy, emotional, flowing, powerful, strong. You bury secrets in unknown depths of yourself like a treasure to be revealed. At times you harbour dark thoughts, fear drowning (as any sane person does) and may be repressing a secret desire to star on Baywatch.

The Music: Your Lover
You rock while your partner rolls creating a pulsing beat that reaches to your very core. Your passion is deep and demanding, yet can often be fickle as it is pulled from one trend to the next, constantly trying to find a real hot groove.

The Pictures: Your Relationships
Revealing an adventurous, possibly madcap person who scavenges friends and relations from the scrap-metal heap of life and then through superior insight helps them to realize their fine talents so they too may soar above the clouds in riveting pirouettes of grace and death-defying stunts.

The Garbage: Your Problems
Your problems are unique to such a good-looking individual. Beneath that metallic exterior you hide all traces of difficulties. You are the essence of cool when you are empty, but the truth of your travails is sometimes smeared on your smiling face much to your humiliation. Others jealous of your style may call you dome-headed, but you know you swing in full fashion colors.

The Clock: Your Future
Your future is that of a visionary, imagining scenarios for the next millennium. You may find yourself at home in an expansive industrial space,or marking time in a future warped out of a Douglas Coupland novel. Guard against your tendency for depression at your core. It is pronounced and evident to all. While this could cause consternation your off-beat sense of yourself redefines your concave, pillowy body as a life saving buoy fed solely on peanut butter thumbprint cookies. Your hands continually caress your external self causing others to accuse you of an inflated ego, but you know that time will pass and prove you to be right on.

the only part that wasn't quite right was the first part... most of that description was dead on but i sure as hell don't wanna be on Baywatch.

lovechild · Post by **lovechild** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 1:28 pm

The Window: Your Attitude
Your choice of the "stormy" window reveals a self-righteously pessimistic, potentially nihilistic personality. Your temperament is mysterious, dark, brooding, gloomy, powerful, changeable and ominous. You may exhibit anti-social behaviour such as raining on other people's parades. You may succumb to wild, uncontrollable urges with thunderous, brute force and violent expressiveness. Your electrifying nature frequently gets you into trouble. You are colorful, with a love of painterly angst such as Jackson Pollock, de Kooning and Francis Bacon. You listen to Lou Reed, PJ Harvey, Leonard Cohen. Conversely though, as electronica Scandinavian diva Bjork says, you may just be violently happy.

Click to Play! The Music: Your Lover
Your love ranges from the passion of Beethoven to the delicate beauty of Pachebal. Your relationship is based on an enduring trust and classical balance that helps you both rise to the highest level of understanding.

The Pictures: Your Relationships
Revealing a disciplined personality with multiple friends and family of importance to its psyche. You are one who strives to display affection without syrupy sentiment manifesting emotion in a cool, detached manner.

The Garbage: Your Problems
Your problems are small but they do exist. You run in fear from big problems foisting them over to your larger parent. But not all problems can be avoided and the garbage has to go somewhere. Sometimes you overflow in extreme moments with stubborn refusal to accept more problems than you can handle. In the deepest corner of your being you believe, as do your parents, that problems should not be hidden from sight but are better handled in a transparent, translucent and open manner.

The Clock: Your Future
Your future is that of a visionary, imagining scenarios for the next millennium. You may find yourself at home in an expansive industrial space,or marking time in a future warped out of a Douglas Coupland novel. Guard against your tendency for depression at your core. It is pronounced and evident to all. While this could cause consternation your off-beat sense of yourself redefines your concave, pillowy body as a life saving buoy fed solely on peanut butter thumbprint cookies. Your hands continually caress your external self causing others to accuse you of an inflated ego, but you know that time will pass and prove you to be right on.

ArsenicAngel · Post by **ArsenicAngel** » Tue Dec 23, 2003 9:41 pm

everything but the clock was right in my opinion.

Codeine Coma · Post by **Codeine Coma** » Tue Jan 06, 2004 12:44 am

The Window: Your Attitude

Your choice of the "main street" window reveals a personality with a preference for an urban lifestyle. You may be described as directed, solid, concrete, busy, utilitarian, serviceable, full of life, gritty with a taste for asphalt and easy shopping. You seem to attract a crowd who is very fast, often polluted, gaseous and acquisitive.

Click to Play! The Music: Your Lover

You rock while your partner rolls creating a pulsing beat that reaches to your very core. Your passion is deep and demanding, yet can often be fickle as it is pulled from one trend to the next, constantly trying to find a real hot groove.
The Pictures: Your Relationships

Revealing an adventurous, possibly madcap person who scavenges friends and relations from the scrap-metal heap of life and then through superior insight helps them to realize their fine talents so they too may soar above the clouds in riveting pirouettes of grace and death-defying stunts.
The Garbage: Your Problems

Problems are no stranger to you. Your generous, hard-working nature has left you open to everyone dumping their problems on you daily. While this would cause worry and stress for lesser mortals, you have accepted your lot in life with maturity and humility, understanding that other people's problems are bringing you one step closer to salvation.
The Clock: Your Future

Your future is squarely that of a modern conservative, with a throwback to Roman times. Your skeletal architectural gun metal honed body may cause others to see you as rigid and unbending but in your heart you remember the wild toga parties of your youth and smile.

briarus · Post by **briarus** » Tue Jan 06, 2004 11:25 am

The Window: Your Attitude
Your choice of the pounding waves reveals a personality attracted to power and the pursuit of extreme athletic and sensual experiences. This may manifest itself in the insane undertaking of the Hawaii Ironman, or the more pleasurable goals of using a massage showerhead. Whatever -- the everchanging highs & lows of the ocean mirror your mood swings. At times you are like an uncontrollable force of nature. Your temperment is best described as dreamy, lulling, churning, foamy, sensuous, sexy, emotional, flowing, powerful, strong. You bury secrets in unknown depths of yourself like a treasure to be revealed. At times you harbour dark thoughts, fear drowning (as any sane person does) and may be repressing a secret desire to star on Baywatch
The Music: Your Lover
Your love ranges from the passion of Beethoven to the delicate beauty of Pachebal. Your relationship is based on an enduring trust and classical balance that helps you both rise to the highest level of understanding.
The Pictures: Your Relationships
The choice of the Rad Storage Box reveals a deeply practical, yet radical individual who inspires friends and family to work alongside in peace and harmony, toiling with transparent glee and the refreshing innocence of youth as necessary items are sorted, collected and stored. Very rad.
The Garbage: Your Problems
Problems come and go in your life but they do not cause you undue stress. You relax in the knowledge that you have an enduring, attractive and stylish response to the detritus of life. Your supreme confidence frees you from convention. Problems need not be hidden from sight but rather are handled in a transparent, translucent and effortless manner. You are on your way to achieving guru status for your wise handling of life's problems.
The Clock: Your Future
Your future is squarely that of a modern conservative, with a throwback to Roman times. Your skeletal architectural gun metal honed body may cause others to see you as rigid and unbending but in your heart you remember the wild toga parties of your youth and smile.

Saryimus · Post by **Saryimus** » Fri Feb 13, 2004 5:31 am

The Window: Your Attitude
Your choice of the "stormy" window reveals a self-righteously pessimistic, potentially nihilistic personality. Your temperament is mysterious, dark, brooding, gloomy, powerful, changeable and ominous. You may exhibit anti-social behaviour such as raining on other people's parades. You may succumb to wild, uncontrollable urges with thunderous, brute force and violent expressiveness. Your electrifying nature frequently gets you into trouble. You are colorful, with a love of painterly angst such as Jackson Pollock, de Kooning and Francis Bacon. You listen to Lou Reed, PJ Harvey, Leonard Cohen. Conversely though, as electronica Scandinavian diva Bjork says, you may just be violently happy.
The Music: Your Lover
You rock while your partner rolls creating a pulsing beat that reaches to your very core. Your passion is deep and demanding, yet can often be fickle as it is pulled from one trend to the next, constantly trying to find a real hot groove.
The Pictures: Your Relationships
Revealing an adventurous, possibly madcap person who scavenges friends and relations from the scrap-metal heap of life and then through superior insight helps them to realize their fine talents so they too may soar above the clouds in riveting pirouettes of grace and death-defying stunts.
The Garbage: Your Problems
Problems come and go in your life but they do not cause you undue stress. You relax in the knowledge that you have an enduring, attractive and stylish response to the detritus of life. Your supreme confidence frees you from convention. Problems need not be hidden from sight but rather are handled in a transparent, translucent and effortless manner. You are on your way to achieving guru status for your wise handling of life's problems.
The Clock: Your Future
Your future is that of a visionary, imagining scenarios for the next millennium. You may find yourself at home in an expansive industrial space,or marking time in a future warped out of a Douglas Coupland novel. Guard against your tendency for depression at your core. It is pronounced and evident to all. While this could cause consternation your off-beat sense of yourself redefines your concave, pillowy body as a life saving buoy fed solely on peanut butter thumbprint cookies. Your hands continually caress your external self causing others to accuse you of an inflated ego, but you know that time will pass and prove you to be right on.

Seaneleth · Post by **Seaneleth** » Fri Feb 13, 2004 10:12 am

The Window: Your Attitude
Your choice of the forest reveals a person who is lush, verdant and fertile. You are complex. At times serene and tranquil, you provide an atmosphere of relaxation and retreat which is a very powerful magnet. But you are not perfect. You habitually needle people. In your youth you swayed to the hot, pulsing beat of "Light my Fire" (despite the danger it posed to yourself, friends and family). Frequent anti-fire lectures by Smokey the Bear fell on deaf ears. With greater maturity you can now see the forest for the trees. Success for you now may be better defined as a branch office and an oak desktop. Conversely you may be hiding a secret desire to dress as a girl and sing the Monty Python song, "I'm a lumberjack." Whatever -- you know the ultimate truth "No tree grows to the sky."

Click to Play! The Music: Your Lover
Off beat syncopation may not be the most recognized form of passion, but it reflects a certain sophistication that put you and your special friend on a plane that is airy, light and just slightly over the edge. You both enjoy the finer things in life and will continue in your search for new experiences - together.

The Pictures: Your Relationships
The choice of the Rad Storage Box reveals a deeply practical, yet radical individual who inspires friends and family to work alongside in peace and harmony, toiling with transparent glee and the refreshing innocence of youth as necessary items are sorted, collected and stored. Very rad.

The Garbage: Your Problems
Your problems are unique to such a good-looking individual. Beneath that metalica exterior you hide all traces of difficulties. You are the essence of cool when you are empty, but the truth of your travails is sometimes smeared on your smiling face much to your humiliation. Others jealous of your style may call you dome-headed, but you know you swing in full fashion colors.

The Clock: Your Future
Your future is squarely that of a modern conservative, with a throwback to Roman times. Your skeletal architectural gun metal honed body may cause others to see you as rigid and unbending but in your heart you remember the wild toga parties of your youth and smile.

Hmm.

Snap Dragon · Post by **Snap Dragon** » Sat Feb 28, 2004 1:35 pm

Your Room

The Window: Your Attitude

Your choice of the blue sky reveals a person who is very much a cheery optimist. You regularly exhibit "soft, airy, fluffy" behaviour, expressed as a magical metamorphism into weird and wonderful new shapes (as the wind blows). In all your endeavours you need room to breathe, frequently telling others to "Relax. Let's blue sky some ideas." As valiantly sunny as you are, you do have a darker side. You store up pain until you burst into tears while the heavens ring out with songs such as, "Raindrops Keep Falling on my Head". Although your eye is fixed on the horizon, deep in your inner self you may have a secret wish to be a flight attendant, (coffee, tea or me) while watching blue movies and crying the blues with Ella Fitzgerald.

Click to Play! The Music: Your Lover

You rock while your partner rolls creating a pulsing beat that reaches to your very core. Your passion is deep and demanding, yet can often be fickle as it is pulled from one trend to the next, constantly trying to find a real hot groove.
The Pictures: Your Relationships

Revealing an adventurous, possibly madcap person who scavenges friends and relations from the scrap-metal heap of life and then through superior insight helps them to realize their fine talents so they too may soar above the clouds in riveting pirouettes of grace and death-defying stunts.
The Garbage: Your Problems

Problems come and go in your life but they do not cause you undue stress. You relax in the knowledge that you have an enduring, attractive and stylish response to the detritus of life. Your supreme confidence frees you from convention. Problems need not be hidden from sight but rather are handled in a transparent, translucent and effortless manner. You are on your way to achieving guru status for your wise handling of life's problems.
The Clock: Your Future

Your future is squarely that of a modern conservative, with a throwback to Roman times. Your skeletal architectural gun metal honed body may cause others to see you as rigid and unbending but in your heart you remember the wild toga parties of your youth and smile.

Mercurygriffin · Post by **Mercurygriffin** » Sat Feb 28, 2004 2:15 pm

The Window: Your Attitude

Your choice of the concrete bridge reveals a powerful personality who is a concrete thinker. The lofty ideals of your youth have now been balanced with a vision for other's more pragmatic needs. You see yourself as a facilitator connecting people together. You are a supportive individual with a flair for peacemaking and mediation. On the darker side you have been accused of being unbending, rigid, old-fashioned and an anachronism in this day of jet travel. Your favorite songs are Bridge over Troubled Water by Simon and Garfunkel, and Under the Bridge by Hot Chili Peppers (it got too much airplay though).

The Music: Your Lover

You rock while your partner rolls creating a pulsing beat that reaches to your very core. Your passion is deep and demanding, yet can often be fickle as it is pulled from one trend to the next, constantly trying to find a real hot groove.

The Pictures: Your Relationships

Revealing an adventurous, possibly madcap person who scavenges friends and relations from the scrap-metal heap of life and then through superior insight helps them to realize their fine talents so they too may soar above the clouds in riveting pirouettes of grace and death-defying stunts.

The Garbage: Your Problems

Your problems are unique to such a good-looking individual. Beneath that metalica exterior you hide all traces of difficulties. You are the essence of cool when you are empty, but the truth of your travails is sometimes smeared on your smiling face much to your humiliation. Others jealous of your style may call you dome-headed, but you know you swing in full fashion colors.

The Clock: Your Future

Your future is that of a visionary, imagining scenarios for the next millennium. You may find yourself at home in an expansive industrial space,or marking time in a future warped out of a Douglas Coupland novel. Guard against your tendency for depression at your core. It is pronounced and evident to all. While this could cause consternation your off-beat sense of yourself redefines your concave, pillowy body as a life saving buoy fed solely on peanut butter thumbprint cookies. Your hands continually caress your external self causing others to accuse you of an inflated ego, but you know that time will pass and prove you to be right on.

Snap Dragon · Post by **Snap Dragon** » Mon Mar 01, 2004 7:06 pm

Conversely you may be hiding a secret desire to dress as a girl and sing the Monty Python song, "I'm a lumberjack." Whatever -- you know the ultimate truth "No tree grows to the sky."

I knew it all along! Sean!