i think i would be some rich lady's prissy little poodle. sure, i'd be ugly as hell, but i would be so well taken care of. adored, well pet, eating from a silver little dish, sleeping on a rock that says "princess" wearing my little gemstone collar. carried around 90% of the time. endlessly cooed over, sleeping most of the day without having to think of anything other than where i hid my treats and toys. fuck yeah, man. i wanna be a prissy little dog
