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I have a problem

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I'm eating noodles right now excpet that in the mix is a worm with teeth. It's a parasite of sorts I now and it has the ability to tap into my spinal chord obliverating my brain into choatic refrains of maddness. I eat the noodles because I know that there is no such worm and that all of this is in me head completely of my imagination.

I have a problem and I know how to fix it.

yesterday the sky was black with hell fire raining down on the population with screaming trees begging for mercy from the flogging of god. I saw eight children with burning eyes, burning from viewing the god awful apocolpys of maddness and I devout these scenes like I would chips on a wedding cake. I walk home uninvolved in my life.

I have a problem and I know how to fix it.

I turned on the telly and saw nothing but static for two hours. Switching channels i found nothing but static until one station as promising a trian of damnation. I could see what would pass for demons what with red skin and horns and wings and the like. They were passing judgment on various sinners and I know it wasn't real. besdies demons have no power to possess humans nor to judge them.

I have a problem and I know how to fix it.

See I've alwasy seen things and it's caused me just a wee bit of trouble. younger I would swear with all honesty and assurance that hte angels were abandoning us leaving us to the torments of Satan. Classmates would call me bugger and strike me with coal and burning iron. Iwould plead my case to the registery and they would assure me that I could be fixed with the proper medication. I allowecx the pills not realling sensing a difference but at least know what was wrong with me.

I have a problem and I know how to fix it.

Damnation does not exist. Hell on earth is a slogan used by preachers with cliche' imaginations. I set upon my bed ignoring the burning fires outside my room and the laughter the people are giving to me. I ignore the paralysis that I feel knowing it's just a figment of depravity.

I have a problm and I know how to fix it.
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you're fucking awesome,c.d.........thank you for that.
eternal life is now on my trail.....


Enjoy every minute. There's plenty of time to be dead.
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