top 5 "dream" jobs (high fidelity rip off)

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Wed Apr 28, 2004 12:48 am

my hatred for the word Dream as a descriptor not withstanding....
im watching hi-fi deleted scenes taking a study break and feel compelled to post this after seeing the deleted scene on it.
key word: dream
WHATS YOUR TOP 5 DREAM JOBS:

1) musician / producer / songwriter to the level i dont have to hold a day job.. form bands in mutliple genres... live of residual income when im old. make my main band so fucking nuts that go i down with misfits level street cred. with make my retirement an EP covering rick james - mary jane, cash - man comes around, misfits - she, nin - only time, bowie - scary monsters, black flag - six pack, tom waits - going out west... give all the money to the surviving family members of acts... go down in history as musical lunatic and quietly live with liver damage from touring and drinking to spend my twilight years. die before im 50.
2) writer for as much shit as possible, get palahniuk level cult status, invade mainstream movie culture with antisocial pieces of work that provoke equal levels of thought and violence.
would opt instead for comic book or horror writing.
3) fat paid programmer........... the least likely is what ill have a degree in in a few weeks.
4) shrink (i do it enough anyway..)
5) record store owner....... i hung out in this record store that used to be in Johnson City called Back-Door Records for like 8 years every chance i got. it was a record store ran by a bunch of metal head stoners that listened to fucking EVERYTHING. i owe my musical diverseness to them. always assumed id work there when the next slot opened up... store went under about 3 years back. got some free GG and misfits vinyl when it capped.

the fact that hi-fi is set in a record store and im REALLY BAD for top-5-ng shit were the reasons i was made to watch that movie, and when i watched id i loved the shit on those grounds....

kinda boring but ill do at least 3 before i die.

runner up, president so i could expose decades of government conspriacy and get jailed as treason for it, go down in history as the man who matrix-level woke people up.

you????????????

The Stormstress · Post by **The Stormstress** » Wed Apr 28, 2004 4:08 am

1. Financially secure freelance artist.
2. Financially secure illustration artist.
3. Financially secure comic book artist.
4. Financially secure album cover artist.
5. Basically, just a financially secure artist ... preferrably self-made... without selling out!

U get the idea!

div · Post by **div** » Wed Apr 28, 2004 9:53 am

1. Author. Sci-fi, Fantasty, and horror. As long as I can earn enough to not have to hold any other jobs, this is perfect for me.
2. Stunt driver. Get paid to drive (and destroy) cars so expensive no one in their right mind would buy them. And honestly, I'm hell on wheels already.
3. Astronaut. Getting off this over-populated planet full of idiots. Who could ask for more?
4. President of my own country. Maybe a couple of small islands in the south pacific. The hell with the rest of the world.
5. Man-whore. Let's face it, getting paid to "entertain" an endless procession of beautiful women... yeah, I could handle that.

gwenhwyfar · Post by **gwenhwyfar** » Wed Apr 28, 2004 10:01 am

in no particular order:

1. very highly paid clothing/lingerie designer.

2. professional (hollywood) make up artist.

3. owner of animal sanctuary, retired race horses and greyhounds, abused animals, handicapped animals, etc.

4. one word baby!-BROADWAY! not actress, although that could be fun. i'd rather direct, or do set design, make up, lights, costuming, something behind the scenes.

5. i'm with junkie, i also have wanted to own my own record store. empire records style! full of tatooed, gum chewing freaks with an evergrowing collection of flesh mutilating, silver appendages complete with a new neonazi bootcamp makeover. i would even have a rex manning day, it would be some kind of national holiday in my store.
sorry, i totally just relapsed into empire records dork mode :oops:

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Wed Apr 28, 2004 10:17 am

i left out porn star. :twisted:

Lost Traveler · Post by **Lost Traveler** » Wed Apr 28, 2004 10:54 am

1. head of my oun self sustaining Animation Company
2. head of my oun self sustaining Animation/SFX/Vidio production Company.
3. working for one of the above.
4. Astronaut
5. Lord and High Emporer of everything (its good to be the King)

6.(Bonus) Multi Million (billion if possible) dollar lottery winner.

gwenhwyfar · Post by **gwenhwyfar** » Wed Apr 28, 2004 1:15 pm

yeah, add pornstar to mine as well! :boing:

i'll have mine own line of movies featuring myself and someone that is either really fucking hot or resembles anyone on my list of celebs i'd like to fuck. all of which would have a big cock and a hurricane of a tongue.

OOOOHHHHHHH YEEEESSS!!!

Mistress Eve(L) · Post by **Mistress Eve(L)** » Thu Apr 29, 2004 2:56 am

1)Photographer...with my own studio...and an established place inthis world for my pictures of treeeeeeeeeeeeeees *hippie smile*
2)actress.....but only if I dont get the fat friend role
3) lead singer ina punk band
4) an empire records/ Highfidelity style record store...where I can be a music snob in my own right, yet steal classic lines that people should know better.
"Can I have that?'
"No"
"What???"
"Do you even KNOW your daughter? There's no way in hell she likes that song. OOP. Is she in a coma?" Yay for music snobs....er unless the littel teenage shits are snobby to me.
5) any jojb where Im not on the bottom rung and making more than 12 dollars an hour would be kewl

Hardcoregirl · Post by **Hardcoregirl** » Thu Apr 29, 2004 7:39 am

That movie made me so happy. John Cusack in a bauhaus shirt, and later they mention the smiths. And I think the one guy has a love and rockets shirt, but I could be wrong.

Dream Jobs

1)Working in Hawaii on the airforce base as a civilian anthropologist that flies to Cambodia and Vietman looking for the remains of MIA soldiers.

2) Just a plain old forensic anthropologist. With a doctorate. Yeah.

3) Being an epidemiologist for the CDC, studying crazy viruses and diseases like in "Outbreak" or the Hot Zone.

4) Any sort of bitch for National Geographic. If they'd just let me tag along and be their slave I'd be happy.

5) Fluffer for the KG porn flicks.

pryjmaty · Post by **pryjmaty** » Thu Apr 29, 2004 8:01 am

1. State executioner

2. Medical examiner

3. Embalmer

4. Funeral Director

5. Gourmet chef

:morticia:

TheInfiniteMonkey · Post by **TheInfiniteMonkey** » Thu Apr 29, 2004 9:56 am

1) Animal Trainer, I miss it.

2) Chef, preferebly in my own restaurant, I DO love to cook.

3) Actor, Director, or Author/Screenwriter, basically something where I get to tell stories to a lot of people.

4) Ambassador. I REALLY love to travel and I tend to get along with most people and I have a good ear for picking up languages quickly.

5) Head researcher of my own lab. I'm a bit of a mad scientist and I love to invent new things or new uses for old things. Problem solving, that kind of thing.

Coor · Post by **Coor** » Thu Apr 29, 2004 10:27 am

1. Director
2. Forensic Psychologist
3. Homocide Detective
4. Medical Examiner
5. Writer, which I'm working on...slowly

white_darkness · Post by **white_darkness** » Thu Apr 29, 2004 11:14 am

1. Programmer
2. Writer
3. Musician
4. Record store owner
5. World emperor
6. Porn director

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Thu Apr 29, 2004 12:36 pm

LadyIvanna wrote:1. State executioner

2. Medical examiner

3. Embalmer

4. Funeral Director

5. Gourmet chef

sis, have i told you lately that i lurrrrrve you???
hahahaha
thats fucking great
starting this thread was worth it for that.
and anyone whos met you can pin them all to you in like.0009 seconds

vicious_blood · Post by **vicious_blood** » Thu Apr 29, 2004 5:12 pm

The Stormstress wrote:1. Financially secure freelance artist.
2. Financially secure illustration artist.
3. Financially secure comic book artist.
4. Financially secure album cover artist.
5. Basically, just a financially secure artist ... preferrably self-made... without selling out!

U get the idea!

I'll second that...(we should colaborate sometime)...

Plus, I would kinda like to be a musician.

X · Post by X » Thu Apr 29, 2004 8:21 pm

1. Wrestling on the highest level of all
2. Booker for a higher up wrestling group
3. Rockstar...'nuff said
4. Toy maker- like being able to sculpt and paint and all that....
5. Actor...in several comedic roles...then a touching drama...then an over the top lots of big explosions action film that really makes no fucking sense whatsoever.

Alur006 · Post by **Alur006** » Thu Apr 29, 2004 9:08 pm

1) Professional Tournament FPS game player
2) Professional Poker Player
3) Quest designer for a MMORPG
4) Film critic
5) Food critic

CHSgothbabe09 · Post by **CHSgothbabe09** » Thu Apr 29, 2004 9:12 pm

1. sniper
2. sniper
3. starting a band
4. sniper
5. CIA, FBI, as long as im able to shoot people from a building...

Nexxus23 · Post by **Nexxus23** » Thu Apr 29, 2004 10:35 pm

1. independantly wealthy biotch

2. the job I have now (self-employed fiber artist)

3. silver, gold, and platinumsmith (a.k.a. jeweler, w/o all the snootiness... ok, with the snootiness)

4. correspondant for the Travel Channel

5. crack whore

Mistress Eve(L) · Post by **Mistress Eve(L)** » Thu Apr 29, 2004 11:07 pm

HAHAH Id rather be Betty Bowers"

"GOd told me to hate you"