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Pauly Shore is dead

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Actor/comedian Pauly Shore was found dead inside of his Los Angeles home, apparently from a shotgun blast to the head. Shore was best known for his movies such as Encino Man, BioDome, and Son-InLaw, and his MTV show Totally Pauly, as well as many various television appearances. Many actors and fans are calling Shore a fallen comedic genius, and he shall be sadly missed. Hollywood will never be the same... For more info, see the Film section of this webpage.
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shucky darn...How will I ever sleep again? If its true then it sucks he felt he had to blow his head off tho...at least its painless that way but think of the poor guy whos gotta clean that shit up...if your gonna do it..do it outside or something...
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Ass....hole, buddy. Dude, that is totally fucking harsh, bro. Now go read the rest at the Film sec-tion, cocksuck-er! LOL
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Post by Russo »

*sigh* Pauly Shore is not dead. That was the premise of his last movie, Pauly Shore is Dead. And it was a pretty bad movie.
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FUCK!! you shouldnt get peoples hopes up like that...he doesnt necessarily have to die tho..if we could just exile him to france where they appreciate a comedian with his *ahem* "unique" sense of humor then that is ok with me...
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You sickos seriously WANT him to die? That is really harsh. If you don't like him, then other"idiot comedians" such as Jim Carrey, Adam Sandler, Ben Stiller, Rob Scneider and whatnot, should die as well? Comedy is ABOUT being stupid and goofy. Who wants dramatic and serious comedy anyway? The movie, for the record, was NOT bad. Just directed towards a Pauly-loving crowd...and he had backup with him as well. The Wiez rocks, and if you fail to see that, sorry. At least he makes me laugh and is a REAL human being, and naturally funny. Not some stuck up rich boy into comedy just for the name of stardom."If you are going to kill yourself, do it outside"....that is the words of a disgusting and unsympathetic piece of shit, not worth being considered human, in my opinion. And if you disagree with me.....Su--ck iiit!
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the guy is fucking annoying. i can't think of a single movie he has made that i like.

and btw, if someone is going to off themselves then they are fucking weak. unless you are about to die of something far worse, killing youself just makes you pathetic. and doing it in a way that makes others life worse than it already is makes you a selfish cunt.
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shit man..you didnt read my post did ya? Like I said he doesnt have to die...just be banned to someplace(like France) where we dont have to be exposed to him...and while the subject is up..how the fuck are you the authority on comedy? There's plenty of great comedy out there that is intelligent and insightful as well as absolutely hilarious...just because some comedians material may be too intellectual for you doesnt mean it isnt funny..more so to me because its comedy based on the realities of life..which would make these comdeians more "real" and "human" than "the weiz" any day...so dont hate because you werent born with the intelligence to appreciate humor above a fifth grade level...by the way Im just busting your balls here..I could give a shit less if "the weiz" lives,dies,or becomes the next fuckin president...seeing as how Im an unsympathetic piece of shit and all...lol
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Man, that's totally sad....So, he killed himself?? Why, I wonder?
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No man, the movie really did suck. It started off strong, but it degenerated into a lame weasle joke, cramming in as many C-list celebs as possible. Pauly Shore was (and would still be, if he could get work) a one-trick pony. But Son-In-Law was pretty funny.
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Snap Dragon!!! YOU FUCKING RULE!!!! THANK YOU, BUD-DY! I love the avatar pic, but calm down. Our Weasel LIVES!!! It is just a publicity stunt of mine for his latest movie, Pauly Shore is Dead...about him faking his own death. And if you want to reach our fellow bud-dy....give him a call at 323-650-0150 or write to him and tell him you appreciate him at LandingPatch@aol.com
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Russo, just a matter of opinion, bro. I loved it, and I wouldn't call some of those celebs c-list.....Adam Sandler, Chris Rock, Eminem, Snoop Dogg,Vince Vaughn are C-list?!....riiiight. MAybe Carrot Top or whatever, yeah, but some were A-list by far. And I liked Encino Man better than Son-in-Law, but hell, I liked them all.(Not to Russo)> BTW.....which comedians are highly intellectual above "a 5th grade level" anyway? I want to know so I can see if I actually enjoy their humor, or if it is too dry for my taste, seriouly. And as far as annoying goes, I would never listen to a guy who wears female Hot Topic clothes and calls metal bad musick.....Lo--ser!
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Ya know, I'm in the minority, but I like Pauly Shore.
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I have The Son In Law on VHS. That movie is great. I've seen it like a thousand times.
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Aerick Ravenheart wrote:BTW.....which comedians are highly intellectual above "a 5th grade level" anyway? I want to know so I can see if I actually enjoy their humor, or if it is too dry for my taste, seriouly.


Intelligent humor? There is a lot of it out there. I would recommend (because they are my faves):

Bill Hicks
Lenny Bruce
Eddie Izzard
Sarah Silverman
David Cross / Mr. Show
Kids in the Hall

They can all get a little silly sometimes, but in general, they all have something to say. The humor just deliver the message a bit easier...Except for Eddie Izzard - He's just the ginchiest!
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A.) I like Pauly Shore...The Molly Ringwald of the early ninties...
B.) Joe is just saying that he doesn't like his work...Which is fine...Stop trying to start a fight...
C.) I can't believe that someone actually thought he was dead...I knew about that movie (Which came out, quite a while back), long before I heard 'rumours' that he was dead...
D.) Thank you Oni, pointing all of that out...Also, what about...Dennis Leary, Robin Williams, Jerry Seinfeld, Tim Allen, etc...All of which are well know comedians...& make very good points...Jim Carrey is not the zenith of comedic stature...
E.)....Nope...That's it...I think...
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elasticwings wrote:I have The Son In Law on VHS. That movie is great. I've seen it like a thousand times.



hehehe, yeahh. I have biodome and Son in Law. Sorry, I dig pauly shore. :twisted:
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I thought Encino Man was good.

The rest of them sucked, though.
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Aerick Ravenheart wrote:I would never listen to a guy who wears female Hot Topic clothes and calls metal bad musick.....Lo--ser!


i am guessing thats a poke at me. to correct you, i made most of my skirts, asides from the one i bought a torrid. asides from that, i don't shop at hot topic. so, to my point... kiss my ass.
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Yeah, I bet you like that, huh? LOL Mwahmwahmwah!!! Whatever dude...or, um...whatever. Skirts look better on hot girls (in my own personal opinion) Hot Topic statement, my mistake...just looks like shit you see Hot Topic chix wearing. To each his own... skirts, pantyhose, crotchless panties...what you are into is what you are into. I am all about freedom of being whoever you are as an individual, not some prejudice asshole. More power to ya, lets not fucking bicker anymore, I am over the mutual nagging. And please...DON'T kiss my ass! LOL L8er
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