best paper ever written

blindboy · Post by **blindboy** » Fri Mar 16, 2007 5:39 pm

http://www.scribd.com/doc/91/It-seems-t ... hilarious-

Hardcoregirl · Post by **Hardcoregirl** » Fri Mar 16, 2007 6:08 pm

OMG.

I can't imagine turning in a paper like that. I'd like to just see the look on the professors face while reading it.

"This is my thesis statement."

Bigun · Post by **Bigun** » Sat Mar 17, 2007 5:50 am

gothic_spleen · Post by **gothic_spleen** » Sat Mar 17, 2007 3:34 pm

i could almost swear that paper was turned in by one of the football bangers from my college....

Paladin656 · Post by **Paladin656** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 1:22 am

and he actually got a D on it, what's that say?

Post by **DarkVader** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 1:31 am

You know, there are two sad things about this paper - the majority of the markdowns were given for language, not utter stupidity, and the paper still got a D-. It's not exactly a high grade, but it's still PASSING???

I think I'd have given it 10 points for being turned in, and another 5 for mentioning Oedipus at all. I might have even thrown in another 10 for showing enough understanding of the story to show it had been read, and another 5 for making me laugh. But that's it, and a 30 is still failing.

Celestial Dung · Post by **Celestial Dung** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 11:38 am

My urban legend detector is beeping, it just seems a bit overboard...Smart ass student hands in smart ass paper but the teacher still passes him because hell at least he's a little funny.

Providing it is read though, maybe he was given a passing grade because he was making an attempt at being creative. Some teachers count that toward something.

Mother Mo · Post by **Mother Mo** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 3:02 pm

DarkVader wrote:You know, there are two sad things about this paper - the majority of the markdowns were given for language, not utter stupidity, and the paper still got a D-. It's not exactly a high grade, but it's still PASSING???

I think I'd have given it 10 points for being turned in, and another 5 for mentioning Oedipus at all. I might have even thrown in another 10 for showing enough understanding of the story to show it had been read, and another 5 for making me laugh. But that's it, and a 30 is still failing.

I agree completely!

cutelittlepsycho20 · Post by **cutelittlepsycho20** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 10:01 pm

wow.

no words for this, ....just wow.

karmakaze · Post by **karmakaze** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 10:27 pm

i think they should get an A for balls.

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 6:33 pm

karmakaze wrote:i think they should get an A for balls.

or at least a b minus for citing tubgirl at the end.