Happy Zombie Jesus Day

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Happy Zombie Jesus Day

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Think about it...
The firemen came and broke through the chimney top. And me and Mom were expecting them to pull out a dead cat or a bird. And instead they pulled out my father. He was dressed in a Santa Claus suit. He'd been climbing down the chimney... his arms loaded with presents. He was gonna surprise us. He slipped and broke his neck. He died instantly. And that's how I found out there was no Santa Claus.
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best thread ever
i'd rather be your enemy than hear you call me friend
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Sinthia posted this on myspace.

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From the Nashville Zombie Walk.
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i think i wanna hump your leg now....hell was full....thats great
"OH SHIT.....MY SPLEEN" - ME
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