How to be Obnoxious in French

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How to be Obnoxious in French

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As most of you may already know, not all of us have the godsent privledge of being French, so we have to look for other means of emulating the appalling and outright insulting French attitude. As such, I present you with this guide: How to be Obnoxious in French.

With it, you will learn all sorts of delightful phrases, to better blend in with those mouth-breathers that I most commonly refer to as "The Stinky People".

If you are French and you are offended by this thread, please seek the nearest kitchen, and make me some toast. Thank you. :shakin:
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Isn't French obnoxious on its own?
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"T'as une tête a faire sauter les plaques d'egouts!"

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Post by Nemesis »

MahoganyDawn wrote:Isn't French obnoxious on its own?

I was thinking the very same thing... :lol:
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MahoganyDawn wrote:Isn't French obnoxious on its own?


Nah. Mandarin Chinese, now that's obnoxious!
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For some reason, the only prejudice my mother raised me with was one for the french.

When they didn't support us in our warmongering, she swallowed and looked at the ground..."I hate to admit it, but I agree with France." lol...

But..I do love Amile....
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oh and I almost forgot...

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