Zombie Alert

vertigo25 · Post by **vertigo25** » Fri Jun 20, 2003 8:30 am

Are you prepared?

Nemesis · Post by **Nemesis** » Fri Jun 20, 2003 8:33 am

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

Sir Diddimus · Post by **Sir Diddimus** » Fri Jun 20, 2003 8:35 am

Run fer th' hills Wilma
Danged ol' zombies is a comin'

The Fallen · Post by **The Fallen** » Fri Jun 20, 2003 9:15 am

Brrraaaaiiiinnnnssssss!!!!

MahoganyDawn · Post by **MahoganyDawn** » Fri Jun 20, 2003 9:20 am

Zombies are dumb. I live on the second floor and since they are too dumb to open doors or climb stairs.. I should be fine. Dumb old zombies.

creapyrob · Post by **creapyrob** » Fri Jun 20, 2003 9:54 am

that reminds me, I need to update my robot insuracne policy.

My zombie alarm is a Remington 12 gague pump.

Caustic · Post by **Caustic** » Fri Jun 20, 2003 9:55 am

MahoganyDawn wrote:Zombies are dumb. I live on the second floor and since they are too dumb to open doors or climb stairs.. I should be fine. Dumb old zombies.

Yeah, but if you ever had to deal with demihumans from, say, I Am Legend, you'd be fucked.

creapyrob · Post by **creapyrob** » Fri Jun 20, 2003 9:58 am

MahoganyDawn wrote:Zombies are dumb. I live on the second floor and since they are too dumb to open doors or climb stairs.. I should be fine. Dumb old zombies.

Dawn of the Dead

Those zombies climbed latters, and stairs. They weren't so swuft on the escelators, but they still were able to ride them up. So be careful!

MahoganyDawn · Post by **MahoganyDawn** » Fri Jun 20, 2003 10:00 am

Well for the more advanced zombies.... Good old SHOT GUN!

FalseAbsolution · Post by **FalseAbsolution** » Fri Jun 20, 2003 10:01 am

*laughs* how do you people find this shit..... this is Hillarious!!!

MahoganyDawn · Post by **MahoganyDawn** » Fri Jun 20, 2003 10:45 am

FalseAbsolution wrote:*laughs* how do you people find this shit..... this is Hillarious!!!

We are very bored. You can find some amazing stuff when you are bored enough to look for it.

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Fri Jun 20, 2003 10:50 am

You people and your silly zombies...

All you really have to do to find a plethora of them is trek on to your local Wal-Mart. :roll:

vertigo25 · Post by **vertigo25** » Fri Jun 20, 2003 1:24 pm

creapyrob wrote:that reminds me, I need to update my robot insuracne policy.

My zombie alarm is a Remington 12 gague pump.

This is my BOOOOOM stick!

Shop Smart.
Shop S Mart.

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Fri Jun 20, 2003 1:57 pm

Speaking of zombies, I can't wait to see 28 Days Later. "Zombies" that RUN! Now that's scary.

MahoganyDawn · Post by **MahoganyDawn** » Fri Jun 20, 2003 3:40 pm

Jack wrote:Speaking of zombies, I can't wait to see 28 Days Later. "Zombies" that RUN! Now that's scary.

If zombies ran wouldnt they just smack into stuff? Like trees and telephone polls?

The Stormstress · Post by **The Stormstress** » Sat Jun 21, 2003 2:18 am

They do make excellent minions... so mindless that they never argue with u... kinda like Rush & hiz "Ditto-heads"

Seraph Antaine · Post by **Seraph Antaine** » Sat Jun 21, 2003 5:47 pm

iblis wrote:You people and your silly zombies...

All you really have to do to find a plethora of them is trek on to your local Wal-Mart.

Shit, dude, all you have to do is go to O'Charlie's on the strip with a little beer money and you can get laid with a zombie.

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Sat Jun 21, 2003 7:39 pm

Seraph Antaine wrote:
iblis wrote:You people and your silly zombies...

All you really have to do to find a plethora of them is trek on to your local Wal-Mart.

Shit, dude, all you have to do is go to O'Charlie's on the strip with a little beer money and you can get laid with a zombie.

...And then you wind up with a terrible case of the dropsies.

creapyrob · Post by **creapyrob** » Sat Jun 21, 2003 8:03 pm

iblis wrote:...And then you wind up with a terrible case of the dropsies.

I think the medical term for that is Mummy Rot. And you get it if you fail a Fortitude check.

Any of yall played "All Flesh Must Be Eaten?" The Zombie movie RPG? Its pretty tight!!

EDIT:

http://www.allflesh.com/
Thats the website.

karmakaze · Post by **karmakaze** » Sun Jun 22, 2003 8:03 pm

stupid zombies.. watch invader zim - FBI warning of doom