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What the fuck? Over.

This is disgusting, a new high in lows.
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Wow, what a novel idea!
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You REALLY need to get out more, dude.
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I don't know you......
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:P Ok this probably applies more to me then you but...

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i've always used "the event staff"
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Name it "Joe". "Joe Penis".
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Mr. Cheezy!
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Or how about, "SnuffluNFugus"?
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Ah, yes.

Penis, penis, penis........
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PENNISSSSSSSSS
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Post by Beelzabetty »

Okay... After much consideration , here's my contibution to the "Name my penis" effort

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Well at least nobody can say that my penis is a

DANGLING PARTICIPLE!!
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Too true... but if it were a dangling participle... wouldn't you trip and fall down a lot?
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Beelzabetty wrote:Too true... but if it were a dangling participle... wouldn't you trip and fall down a lot?


Periodically, although you would know that it happened by my inflamed exclamation point......
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That's not all that would be inflamed , my friend!!! :twisted:
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Now now... there's no need to get a swollen head.

How about naming him..

Mr. Peppy
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I've only "known" two guys who had official names for their genitals. One was "Indiana Jones" and the other was "Zeek."

As for the divine names...
Thor... god of thunder
Zeus.. god of lightning
Loki... god of mischief and evil
Apllo... god of the sun
Hades... god of the "underworld"
Mercury... god of thieves, merchants, and travellers
Hephaestus... god of the forge
Ares... god of war
Eros... god of LOVE! or
Pan... the only god who ever died

Then there's Priapus, the midget god with an ENORMOUS cock as tall as he was! He liked to chase the giggling young girls and assault them with it. You can't use that one, though. My boyfriend named his cat that.
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Mother Mo wrote:Then there's Priapus, the midget god with an ENORMOUS cock as tall as he was! He liked to chase the giggling young girls and assault them with it. You can't use that one, though. My boyfriend named his cat that.


You mean Pry-a-Puss? ;o)
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Mother Mo wrote:I've only "known" two guys who had official names for their genitals. One was "Indiana Jones" and the other was "Zeek."

As for the divine names...
Thor... god of thunder
Zeus.. god of lightning
Loki... god of mischief and evil
Apllo... god of the sun
Hades... god of the "underworld"
Mercury... god of thieves, merchants, and travellers
Hephaestus... god of the forge
Ares... god of war
Eros... god of LOVE! or
Pan... the only god who ever died

Then there's Priapus, the midget god with an ENORMOUS cock as tall as he was! He liked to chase the giggling young girls and assault them with it. You can't use that one, though. My boyfriend named his cat that.


Oh Gods, that's funny. Thank you for the giggle this morning.

If a divine name would be given to my penis, it would probably be The Monkey God - You know him, Asian God who stole one of the Seven Pillars of Heaven to use as a club but kept it tucked behind his ear as a toothpick most of the time. Alas, if only my penis had such magical elastic properties.........
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You can't name one's penis before you have seen it . . . :P
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tiipou wrote:You can't name one's penis before you have seen it . . . :P


Sure I can.. yours is named Capt. Spunky!
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iblis wrote:you could always name your penis "Dick". Image



agreed....:twisted:
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Post by MahoganyDawn »

scarecrow wrote:
iblis wrote:you could always name your penis "Dick". Image



agreed....:twisted:


Richard the Sperm Hearted!
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