Answer a question, ask a question

Nexxus23 · Post by **Nexxus23** » Mon Jul 07, 2003 4:32 pm

white_darkness wrote:Breaking in to the question fest...

This thread is evil. There's one on NG and it's hit 26 or so pages and refuses to die. Oy!

Other than that, have fun people.

Consider it a going-away present... *muhuhuwahahaaaaaaaa!!!*

:twisted:

white_darkness · Post by **white_darkness** » Mon Jul 07, 2003 5:08 pm

Nexxus23 wrote:
white_darkness wrote:Breaking in to the question fest...

This thread is evil. There's one on NG and it's hit 26 or so pages and refuses to die. Oy!

Other than that, have fun people.

Consider it a going-away present... *muhuhuwahahaaaaaaaa!!!*

Going away present?

white_darkness · Post by **white_darkness** » Mon Jul 07, 2003 5:09 pm

MahoganyDawn wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
the stormstress wrote:How many Goths does it take 2 screw n a lightbulb?

one to hold the staplegun to staple the freehand of the one holding the bulb
one to hold the bulb with his/her not stapled hand
one to rotate the bulb holder
one to hold their clove
one to work the stereo
10 to post threads about sayin how it wasnt goth enough the way they screwed that bulb in....
50 to bitch about how ungoth this conversation is
_____________________________________________________
= 65 goths

You forgot the 5 who have to write angsty poetry about the struggles of the lightbulb.

Haven't we forgotten the simpler answer?

"Change a light bulb? They'd rather just sit in the dark because darkness is so gothic."

creapyrob · Post by **creapyrob** » Mon Jul 07, 2003 5:09 pm

junkie christ wrote:oh yea my question:
paper or plastic?

Environment friendly unbleached paper.

Why is it when you uh, um shit whats a good question to ask NO that would cause a disruption in the chain and could possibly lead to a 'Dark Age.'

Why can't we all just get along? No that would lead to a peaceful Utopia, where some of us would be fed on my pasty white dudes with oddly blue eyes.

If sock gnomes are responsible for all this mayhem and sock theviery that no on in the history of man has ever caught one?

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Mon Jul 07, 2003 5:22 pm

white_darkness wrote:
MahoganyDawn wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
the stormstress wrote:How many Goths does it take 2 screw n a lightbulb?

one to hold the staplegun to staple the freehand of the one holding the bulb
one to hold the bulb with his/her not stapled hand
one to rotate the bulb holder
one to hold their clove
one to work the stereo
10 to post threads about sayin how it wasnt goth enough the way they screwed that bulb in....
50 to bitch about how ungoth this conversation is
_____________________________________________________
= 65 goths

You forgot the 5 who have to write angsty poetry about the struggles of the lightbulb.

Haven't we forgotten the simpler answer?

"Change a light bulb? They'd rather just sit in the dark because darkness is so gothic."

thats awesome! hahaha

Derk Jyslexic · Post by **Derk Jyslexic** » Mon Jul 07, 2003 7:37 pm

junkie christ wrote:paper or plastic?

plastic.

paper condoms dont work so well...
dont ask.

a song lyric inquires:
"where have all the good men gone, and where are all their guns?"

derk.

If i make you orgasm, will you shut up?

Nexxus23 · Post by **Nexxus23** » Mon Jul 07, 2003 8:12 pm

white_darkness wrote:Going away present?

I moved to North Carolina recently.

My question:

If Terry Jones got in a fight with Matt Groening, who would win?

white_darkness · Post by **white_darkness** » Mon Jul 07, 2003 11:47 pm

Nexxus23 wrote:
white_darkness wrote:Going away present?

I moved to North Carolina recently.

My question:

If Terry Jones got in a fight with Matt Groening, who would win?

Ahhh...how's NC treating you?

The Stormstress · Post by **The Stormstress** » Tue Jul 08, 2003 5:08 am

[quote="Derk Jyslexic
a song lyric inquires:
"where have all the good men gone, and where are all their guns?"
[/quote]

If they were up ur ass, u'd know where they were! :twisted:

Stephen Wright ?(paraphrased):If u were driving at the speed of light & u turned ur headlights on... would n e thing happen?

Sir Diddimus · Post by **Sir Diddimus** » Tue Jul 08, 2003 6:55 am

The Stormstress wrote:Stephen Wright ?(paraphrased):If u were driving at the speed of light & u turned ur headlights on... would n e thing happen?

Read Einstein's Theory of Relativity ( you know E=MC^2). All one could do is approach the speed of light, you would never achieve it. Duh!

What is the air speed velocity of a laden European swallow?

div · Post by **div** » Tue Jul 08, 2003 8:18 am

Sir Diddimus wrote:What is the air speed velocity of a laden European swallow?

Depends on the size and weight of the coconut, the current weather conditions, and whether or not it has help. But, for the sake of argument, if the laden swallow was released at 500 feet above ground level... eh, it doesn't matter. when it hits the ground, it's dead. mmmm.... tastes like chicken.... with coconut...

If you took the number of people you'd had sex with up to this point in your life, and took the difference between it and the total number of people you'll sleep with in your entire life, and then divided the number of people you've had sex with (so far) by your current age to give you an average sexual encounter per year number.... by plotting the time span of your future sexual encounters using your current yearly average how long do you have left to live?

Lady Shaper · Post by **Lady Shaper** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 8:51 am

div wrote:If you took the number of people you'd had sex with up to this point in your life, and took the difference between it and the total number of people you'll sleep with in your entire life, and then divided the number of people you've had sex with (so far) by your current age to give you an average sexual encounter per year number.... by plotting the time span of your future sexual encounters using your current yearly average how long do you have left to live?

Not nearly long enough.

Who knows how to levitate?

briarus · Post by **briarus** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 9:51 am

it felt like i was levitating when i was hit by a car.
other than that we can all levitate, but we are encumbered by what we percieve as the laws of physics but if they would have come up with them 200 to 300 years later they would have been called theories so ... there i've run out 'o' rant

why does alcohol sometimes get you all pissed of [and sometimes on] and weed just gets you hungry and introspective?

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 2:32 pm

briarus wrote:why does alcohol sometimes get you all pissed of [and sometimes on] and weed just gets you hungry and introspective?

alcohol is a natural depressant, so it all matters how your body reacts and your psychological response to the chemical will take to it. some depressants cheer people up (i.e. me when i drink vs redneck bubba when he drinks)..... ect.
weed? weed make you eat think and evolve, the gov is afraid of those last two, so it stays a criminal offense.
FREE THINKERS ARE DANGEROUS KIDDIES.
Why is suicide against the law? theres penal codes in most states making suicide illegal. what the fuck is that about? u gonna give a corpse 20 to life? :banghead:

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 5:38 pm

junkie christ wrote:Why is suicide against the law? theres penal codes in most states making suicide illegal. what the fuck is that about? u gonna give a corpse 20 to life?

Because not nearly enough people are considerate to kill themselves using a sanitary method, and cleaning up after some dumbshit after he's eaten a 12 gauge can really suck balls.

Why can't they invent an alcoholic beverage that allows you to "enjoy" the hangover before you drink yourself into a state of bliss?

JaNell · Post by **JaNell** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 7:03 pm

iblis wrote:Why can't they invent an alcoholic beverage that allows you to "enjoy" the hangover before you drink yourself into a state of bliss?

Your headache would prevent you from walking to the bar to order another round, and even if it didn't, you'd slip and fall in the pool of pre-drinking piss and vomit, lose your wallet, and once again be unable to purchase more, thus defeating their carefully crafted marketing plans.

Dead the magic mushroom? Or rather, how can you have "Farm Fresh" margarine?

Nexxus23 · Post by **Nexxus23** » Thu Jul 10, 2003 7:55 am

white_darkness wrote:Ahhh...how's NC treating you?

So far, so fantabulously spifftastic. :mrgreen:

Why do cats stare at nothing for minutes at a time, concentrating intensely when there's nothing there???

div · Post by **div** » Thu Jul 10, 2003 8:21 am

Nexxus23 wrote:Why do cats stare at nothing for minutes at a time, concentrating intensely when there's nothing there???

To make you look and try to figure out what they are staring at, of course....

What happened to the space program? Shouldn't we all be happily whirling about in space by now, with hourly commuter flights to the moon, personal spacecraft, etc?

MahoganyDawn · Post by **MahoganyDawn** » Thu Jul 10, 2003 8:23 am

Nexxus23 wrote:
white_darkness wrote:Ahhh...how's NC treating you?

So far, so fantabulously spifftastic.

Why do cats stare at nothing for minutes at a time, concentrating intensely when there's nothing there???

Their eyes pick up more than ours do. They are really looking at things that are there. We just can't see them cause we aren't as cool as them.. as they like to remind us constantly.

Why does my phone always ring in the middle of my posting?

The Stormstress · Post by **The Stormstress** » Thu Jul 10, 2003 2:38 pm

MahoganyDawn wrote:Why does my phone always ring in the middle of my posting?

It's a glitch n the Matrix.

Do u think it's the psilocybin that makes the Smurfs blu?