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Post by Balance »

If i head sex with a siamese twin (or conjoined people to be p.c.)
would that count as 1 person, 2 people or 1.5 people?
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1.5
has to be 1.5
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Depends on which one is a cannibal, and how hungry they've been, lately. :D
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Post by littlepockit »

i would think it depends on what part (parts) is (are) conjoined.
usually it is a vital organ that had not fully seperated correct?

by the way, the 29 yr old iranian twin died yeaterday. they were seperated for a few mintues, i believe before they died.
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Post by Nexxus23 »

<seriousness>

Technically, 2 people.

</seriousness>


IMHO, if said conjoined twins have 2 sets of genitals, 2.
If only one set, then 1.
If 1 1/2 sets, then 1 1/2.
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what if one has the organs but the other feels [the sexual activity]
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Post by Lost Traveler »

yes you must state the nature of the conjoinment (I like to make up words)


I've actually seen two that they only had one body and two heads, i didnt think that was possible, so to extend that question when they get older will they have one boyfriend or two?
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Lost Traveler wrote:yes you must state the nature of the conjoinment (I like to make up words)


I've actually seen two that they only had one body and two heads, i didnt think that was possible, so to extend that question when they get older will they have one boyfriend or two?

I've seen that. She looked cool as hell. :D
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I've done that.....i count them as 2.
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X wrote:I've done that.....i count them as 2.


You gross me out, dood.
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I would count it as 1.5. I have an encounter on my list that counts as .5. I don't think decimals are a problem.
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I would count them as none. And no,I will not ellaborate.
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I would count that as hard up or one fucked up fetish.
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FalseAbsolution wrote:I would count that as hard up or one fucked up fetish.


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