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Incompetent Mass Murderers

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http://www.msnbc.com/news/936155.asp

I mean, come on... only 6 people (including himself) and another 8 injured. In a plant that size? You can bet that if I snap and start killing people at work, i'm going to get more than 6 people. I'll get them ALL.
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div wrote:http://www.msnbc.com/news/936155.asp

I mean, come on... only 6 people (including himself) and another 8 injured. In a plant that size? You can bet that if I snap and start killing people at work, i'm going to get more than 6 people. I'll get them ALL.


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Obviously, he hadn't been practicing with his new copy of Postal 2.....:twisted:
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I'm not normally competetive, but I think it'd be fun to try and beat his high score.

Hell, maybe we should make a night of it. "Gothic Killing Spree".

Tell me that's not appropriate for the scene. :mrgreen:
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Sir Diddimus wrote:Obviously, he hadn't been practicing with his new copy of Postal 2.....:twisted:
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Maybe we can even get my beloved Zodiac to come out of retirement and help...or something.
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That's weak...If I lost it...I'm taking my whole building with me.

He definitely needs to practice.
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Pfft. I'm not going postal until I know I can take out at least a city block. If you're going to go apeshit, you might as well aim big.
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iblis wrote:Hell, maybe we should make a night of it. "Gothic Killing Spree".


I'm down for some Goth hunting action. :asshole:
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I just had to point out.. further down in that article...

It was the nation’s deadliest workplace shooting since a software tester in Wakefield, Mass., killed seven people the day after Christmas in 2000.
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more practice required.

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These guys would do better if they got a little practice...

Aren't they teaching this stuff in high school these days..?

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razor wrote:I just had to point out.. further down in that article...

It was the nation’s deadliest workplace shooting since a software tester in Wakefield, Mass., killed seven people the day after Christmas in 2000.


A game testers life is hell. walk 5 feet. write fine. walk 5 feet. write fine. walk 5 feet. crash. write crash. start again. *pulls hair out* AHH!
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MahoganyDawn wrote:
razor wrote:I just had to point out.. further down in that article...

It was the nation’s deadliest workplace shooting since a software tester in Wakefield, Mass., killed seven people the day after Christmas in 2000.


A game testers life is hell. walk 5 feet. write fine. walk 5 feet. write fine. walk 5 feet. crash. write crash. start again. *pulls hair out* AHH!

Yes, and by the time you finally get the game worth playing, they give you a whole new piece of shite to work on. Yay.
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iblis wrote:
MahoganyDawn wrote:
razor wrote:I just had to point out.. further down in that article...

It was the nation’s deadliest workplace shooting since a software tester in Wakefield, Mass., killed seven people the day after Christmas in 2000.


A game testers life is hell. walk 5 feet. write fine. walk 5 feet. write fine. walk 5 feet. crash. write crash. start again. *pulls hair out* AHH!

Yes, and by the time you finally get the game worth playing, they give you a whole new piece of shite to work on. Yay.


You know this guy wasn't testing some sort of first person shooter...or maybe he was testing a really screwed one...
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