FUN WITH THE WALTONS MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

scarecrow · Post by **scarecrow** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 9:35 pm

Try this it's great ...make sure to post your evil-doings here HAHAHA

Here are a few things that you can do at your local

Wal-Mart while the wife is taking her sweet time

shopping.

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in

people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in house wares to go off

at 5 minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the

rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an

official tone, "Code 3 in electronics," . . .and see

what happens.

5. Go to the service desk and ask to put a bag of M

& M's on layaway..

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted

area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell

other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they

bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to

cry and ask "Why can't you people just leave me

alone?"

9. While handling guns in the hunting department ask

the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly

humming the theme from "Mission Impossible"

11. In the auto department practice your Madonna

look using different size funnels.

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse

through say "PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker

assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! its

those voices again"

.... and last but not least ....

14. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly.

"Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!"

QueenOfTheFlock · Post by **QueenOfTheFlock** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 10:17 pm

I've already done a few of those...I used to have a list of 50 things to do at Wal-Mart. #13 has always been my favorite.

Nemesis · Post by **Nemesis** » Thu Jul 10, 2003 12:21 am

Two Words: MARCO POLO :twisted:

He he he...

MahoganyDawn · Post by **MahoganyDawn** » Thu Jul 10, 2003 1:30 am

They never seemed to appreiciate the cart races my friends and I used to have, or the volley ball games using the big balls in toys.

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Thu Jul 10, 2003 7:15 am

"Dress up in a Santa Claus suit and run around yelling, 'I don't believe in Jesus!' at the top of your lungs."

Nexxus23 · Post by **Nexxus23** » Thu Jul 10, 2003 7:49 am

iblis wrote:"Dress up in a Santa Claus suit and run around yelling, 'I don't believe in Jeus!' at the top of your lungs."

No no no. It's "Jesus was a rabid monkey!"

And my personal fave is hide n' seek in the clothing dept.- all those nifty round racks to hide in... :twisted:

pryjmaty · Post by **pryjmaty** » Thu Jul 10, 2003 10:45 am

I used to do something like the condom thing, except I'd find guys shopping by themselves and put boxes of tampons and maxipads in their carts.

briarus · Post by **briarus** » Thu Jul 10, 2003 1:29 pm

my personal fav. is to go into a small place like walgreens or cvs and buy the 50 or 100 pack of condoms when the casher gives you a dirty little knowing smile say "gonna be a busy weekend"
then in a day or two come back get another hundred say "ran out"
continue until cashier asks what the hell you are doing with all the condoes and say "i do porn!" they will either ask you to leave or for a number to call

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Thu Jul 10, 2003 7:58 pm

i refuse to admit how many of these ive done....
but ive done worse too.......
hehehehe........
thx for the list though, thats some more good ideas.......
hehehehehe

Codeine Coma · Post by **Codeine Coma** » Fri Jul 11, 2003 4:55 am

Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 9:35 pm Post subject: FUN WITH THE WALTONS MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

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Try this it's great ...make sure to post your evil-doings here HAHAHA

Here are a few things that you can do at your local

Wal-Mart while the wife is taking her sweet time

shopping.

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in

people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in house wares to go off

at 5 minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the

rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an

official tone, "Code 3 in electronics," . . .and see

what happens.

5. Go to the service desk and ask to put a bag of M

& M's on layaway..

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted

area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell

other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they

bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to

cry and ask "Why can't you people just leave me

alone?"

9. While handling guns in the hunting department ask

the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly

humming the theme from "Mission Impossible"

11. In the auto department practice your Madonna

look using different size funnels.

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse

through say "PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker

assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! its

those voices again"

.... and last but not least ....

14. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly.

"Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!"

Melissa is going to hate taking me to Walmart more than ever now. And just think,I used to limit myself to acting blind.

FalseAbsolution · Post by **FalseAbsolution** » Fri Jul 11, 2003 1:58 pm

You want to be really mean about the tampon or maxi pad things, take the barcodes off of them that way they have to do a pice check. And i've found that the best people to do the condum thing to is holyness women, they don't know what to do whne they get to the register with condoms, esspecially the xtralarge ones.

here's something else that is a blast to do, go get a buggy full of things, hell get two, and after they ring it all up reach back to your wallet or go through your purse and say...... damn i forgot my money at home let me go get it!........

the look on their face is worth it...... esspecially if you ladies like to just shop, well guys too on that matter.