EviL

[Tabris]

Upon an act of evilness one should?



Upon, acting on evil impulses with in our conformist society one should be prepared to endure and take what precautions when defending and standing up for what they represent in and believe in? While of course acting in a completely nonviolent and intelligent manner towards their response to this question.

[pryjmaty]

what?

[MahoganyDawn]

Applaud?

[Codeine Coma]

Upon an act of evil,one should...

1. Buy bananas

2. Find a shovel

3. Pour 6 glasses of red wine

4. Get a monkey suit

5. 1 cup of sugar

6. Inflate 99 loft balloons

7. Ask your local DJ for forgiveness



Directions: Apply monkey suit. With the shovel dig one large hole in your favorite DJ's yard. Next,add banana's and sugar in the hole. Drink all the wine. Fill the hole with 99 loft balloons and wait till the wine wears off. When your favorite DJ finally gets home,jump into the hole and do the monkey. Your DJ should be fairly pissed by now. Ask for forgiveness and serve at room temperature.







**Note**This post reply was not meant to offend the local DJ's or their family members. Please,use common sense when digging in your DJ's yard. And as always watch out for gas lines

[iblis]

Upon committing an act of Evil™, one should always remember to not only brush, but also floss their teeth. After all, bits of hair and cartilage often get stuck between them, and nobody wants that!

[FalseAbsolution]

Upon commiting an act of Evil one should always: 1- dispose of the body in a timly fasion...... cooking and eating is perfectly acceptable, or 2- If your going to get caught anyway knaw and chew on the small intestens of said victim and spend your sentence in the insane asylum where you can really be with friends you can trust.