What's ur major malfuction?

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What's ur major malfunction?

I'm just a fucking idiot!
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My undies r n a bunch!
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OMG, U killed Kenny! U bastard!
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I can't get no... satisfaction! (i.e., sexually frustrated)
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U talkin' 2 me?! ...Die! Die! Die!!!!!!!!
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What's ur major malfuction?

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:evil: :twisted: :evil: Were u people just born that way or did u actually have 2 work at it?!

Gallup, I ain't!
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uummmm...were which people born what way? to ask a question like that, you must specify who you are talking to.
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jane doe wrote:uummmm...were which people born what way? to ask a question like that, you must specify who you are talking to.


:roll: Duh, all who care 2 read it!
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Wow... hmm... How to run with this one... Uh, I wasn't loved as a child....no no... The voices tell me to....nope... Boredom...yeah, that's the ticket... I think my malfunction is high blood pressure and being an admitted(devout :P ) sociopath... Sorry, I'm feeling silly (relatively) and thought I would interject...

Disclaimer... This post does not necessarily reflect the opinions of the voices in my head... and similarity to real life people is strictly coincedence... yatta yatta....
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well, you sound kinda lik eyou are mad at people and the way they are acting (or someting). so, if you are, how should they know who you are talking about. or are you just goofin off?
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(btw, im very tired and not very perceptive right now) :roll:
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(_o_)

yeah, that pretty much sums it all up.
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jane doe wrote:well, you sound kinda lik eyou are mad at people and the way they are acting (or someting). so, if you are, how should they know who you are talking about. or are you just goofin off?


Both irritated by some who at the very least SHOULD already know they r and just goofin' off!

I take full credit 4 my ways... I brought much of the bitchdom that is me from past lives, enhanced it with genetics, added a dash of upbringing, splashed in some environmental influences, and let it simmer until it bcame just the right consistency!
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Now all you need is a splash of lime and you're set...
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iblis wrote:(_o_)

yeah, that pretty much sums it all up.
:twisted: From u, that actually makes sense. LOL
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Yo G! I had been saying this shizzle fo yearz. Fo rizzle. I got the snizzle fop wimbap wit ma capshfixa latte rambo!
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I'm just a little Johnny Allfucker.

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Wow, I had no idea that you were interested in Freud! You know, an interesting article about the malfunction (of society) under the Ur-Father can be found here.
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The Stormstress wrote:
iblis wrote:(_o_)

yeah, that pretty much sums it all up.
:twisted: From u, that actually makes sense. LOL

i'm mad at the world because ascii porn hasn't been given its due credit.
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iblis wrote:
The Stormstress wrote:
iblis wrote:(_o_)

yeah, that pretty much sums it all up.
:twisted: From u, that actually makes sense. LOL

i'm mad at the world because ascii porn hasn't been given its due credit.


Give it a bit...
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JaNell wrote:
iblis wrote:
The Stormstress wrote:
iblis wrote:(_o_)

yeah, that pretty much sums it all up.
:twisted: From u, that actually makes sense. LOL

i'm mad at the world because ascii porn hasn't been given its due credit.


Give it a bit...


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:twisted: Speaking of major malfunction, do all u mtn folk think that an xtra 50 lbs+ o' lard is attractive?! I think the health risks probably balance out th' ugly, at least!

:twisted: Hate me! I'm thin, creative, intelligent, & hot!

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The Stormstress wrote::twisted: Speaking of major malfunction, do all u mtn folk think that an xtra 50 lbs+ o' lard is attractive?! I think the health risks probably balance out th' ugly, at least!

:twisted: Hate me! I'm thin, creative, intelligent, & hot!

(4 ne1 lost, it's n reference 2 the girly pin-up thread)


I can agree that you're thin.
Very, very thin.
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JaNell wrote:
The Stormstress wrote::twisted: Speaking of major malfunction, do all u mtn folk think that an xtra 50 lbs+ o' lard is attractive?! I think the health risks probably balance out th' ugly, at least!

:twisted: Hate me! I'm thin, creative, intelligent, & hot!

(4 ne1 lost, it's n reference 2 the girly pin-up thread)


I can agree that you're thin.
Very, very thin.


ALMOST AS THIN AS THE AIR ATOP UR PEDESTAL?
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